Monthly Archives: July 2010

Mummy’s Got Talent?

It’s official. After a decade of striving for credibility in the banking industry – dressing to seem older (and boring-er), speaking and writing only of topics designed to make people think I’m smart – I get to bimbo-fy myself for … Continue reading

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The HKD 11,000 Ticket to Somewhere In Java

Our helper wants to fly back to a tiny town Somewhere in Java, Indonesia, for her daughter’s birthday. Melanie will turn 5 on Aug 12th. Her mother wanted to be back so badly she said she would pay her own … Continue reading

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Like a Virgin

Dear Rockstar, Recent conversation your parents had about sex: “Are you bored yet?” “No…. You?” “No…… For future reference then… My colleagues told me there’s a swingers’ club in Hong Kong.” “Oh. Do we have to commit, or can we … Continue reading

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