How To Buy Yourself 5 Extra Minutes Of Almost-Peace When Your Rockstar Is Around

You will need:

Balloon, string, banister or something else to attach balloon and string to so your child can chase it around safely

Directions:

1. Blow up balloon (I used to carry one of those beach balls sold in Wellcome in my handbag but leftover Christmas party balloon and tinsel (or in this case something from Zaia) are better, can attach it so child and balloon stay in one place)

2. Attach balloon + string

3. Apply as needed*

*May work even better with more than 1 rockstar.

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About Aileen

I blog about living and raising my son in Hong Kong - where toddlers have entrance interviews, parents keep test score spreadsheets, private school debentures can trade for more than half a million USD. Raising Rockstar's the most important thing I'll ever do. We show our true colors by the choices we make in bringing up our children. My blog is a message to my toddler son, about what the world and his parents are like today - for when he becomes a teenager and knows everything.
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