Rockstar: Mum. We can go to the bookstore after my nap. Me: You mean the bookstore you didn't want to go to because you were sulking? Rockstar: Yeah. I cooled down already. Me: But I haven't. I'm still angry with your behavior. So how? Rockstar: Then I'll wait. After you cool down, call me.
Me: You can pick more books at the bookstore as a treat later Rockstar: Why, what did I do? Me: Remember I asked you to let Mum n Daddy have a discussion without you interrupting because Daddy hasn't been home for dinner all week? Rockstar: Oh yeah. Also, I turned down the sound on the videos (of himself that he watches) on (my) iPhone when you were talking.
(Looking at picture in book)
Rockstar: This is... A giraffe. 2 zebras. 5 elephants.. And a weird animal I haven't seen before..