Hearing the shower turn off, Rockstar calls from the bed..
Rockstar: Mu-um! Read my new books!
Me: What, no “Did you have a nice bath, Mummy? Is the baby kicking, are you comfortable, Mummy? Do you feel like reading my new books, Mummy?”
Me: Hello, anybody home?
I emerge from bathroom…
Rockstar: <conversationally, pleasantly> Did you have a nice bath, Mummy?
(Really can’t tell if he was trying to be funny)
While I catch up with girlfriends, Kings brings Rockstar to meet clients/ friends…
Kings: He. Never. Stopped….. Talking!!
Me: Umm, is that good?
Kings: You try and bring him to meet your friends and see!
Me: (To Rockstar) What did you talk about to Daddy’s friends, darling?
Rockstar: <Authoritatively> 65 million years ago a big ast-noid hit the Earth and a big cloud of dust blocked out the sun and all the flowers died and the poor dinosaurs had nothing to eat………
And then he finished the Easter egg- dinosaur egg song….
A bird was looking for
Some Easter eggs
But they all turned
Into dinosaur eggs..
And she was fly-ing
But her fri-ends
Were all ba-bies
And they had Easter eggs that became dinosaur eggs and everyone turned to their pi-zza (he was having pizza for lunch)
And then a cat went after the birds
They were too fat from the pi-zza
And they couldn’t fly a-way-ay..