“Ok let’s do this, you gotta move this…”
“Any other girl babies are mean to my ko-ko I’m gonna biff em on the nose”
“Did I remember to lock the car? Turn the lights off?”
“<whispering> Psst… Is this all there is to Rockstar-ing?”
“Siiighhhh. Piece of cake. When do we eat?”
“Uh….. Breathmint, Ko-ko?”
“Next time we’ll work on dispensing relationship advice… Or something harder, like what to wear for a day out sleeping in a baby carriage…..”
Editor’s Note: Ms Rockstar is quite small (but super alert), she looks big in some of these shots compared to Original Rockstar because of the angle…
I’ve also been taking advantage of the fact she can’t understand my words yet but Rockstar can, to attempt to nix any future jealousy (and some disputes) by saying things like, “You’ve had 4.5 years of having your parents’ exclusive attention, the baby gets zero years. The least you can do is give way to her a couple times in future disputes, ok?”
“Even if you gave way to your sister, you’d always be ahead – all those years of not having to share anything…”
“And please don’t rub that in later on because she’s going to be so sad, birth order is something you can’t choose…” “
You already got to be first, you don’t need to rub that in…”
“Next time you feel unhappy the baby gets ‘so much attention,’ ask yourself whether you want to be the one having your diaper changed…”
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