While we were hanging at Kosmo’s the other day, Rockstar notices an article The Daily Beast, on my laptop screen…
Rockstar: Hey. There’s (one of) my name(s). Is that about me?
Me: No it’s someone else who wants to run for President Of The United States (Or Vice President la, I didn’t make the distinction).
Rockstar: <authoritatively> I think he can’t spell “potato”. I can.
Me: That’s why you’re not running for President Of The United States.
Rockstar: Yeah <serious>.