Monthly Archives: April 2014

The Rockstars On Their First Day Of Easter Break

After a rousing session of jumping on the bed with the Miss, Rockstar got upset the previous night when he couldn’t fall asleep. He also fails to sleep in the following morning. At times like this Rockstar would rather get … Continue reading

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Little Miss-Speak Rockstarism – Well We’re Not Proud Of It

#6 / #313 Feeding time in the Rockstar household, I emerge from the shower to find: The Miss (holding up nearly empty bowl): More please! Me: Did you really feed yourself that? The Miss: Feed JD. Rockstar (barely looking up … Continue reading

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The Boundaries Of Your Imagination Shall Be Stretched, This Saturday Morning

1a) Facebook messages beginning with, “To the fatty running on the track this afternoon,” usually make you steel yourself for the unkind words that remind you once again how ugly people are, don’t they? This one ends, “If you’d only … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #312 – Lightsabers Get Girls

#312 Rockstar: <holding up a page in his school reader about bird species> Mum. Lemme show you something weird. Guess which is the female? Me: The dull-colored one. Rockstar: Yeah! It’s weird! Me: Because in every other species except the … Continue reading

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Little Miss-Speak #5 – Hello, My Name Is Vomit

#5 Circle time and Hello introductory song during her class…… While everyone sings the “Hello Song” to each toddler, the Miss has had a chance to see maybe 5 toddlers get asked their names before it’s her turn. Teacher: And … Continue reading

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Little Miss-Speak #4 – What Does The Miss Say?

#4 Me (reading enthusiastically): The owl says “to-whit, to-woo”; the chicken says “cock-a-doodle-doo!” The seagull says “me-ew, me-ew…” And Miss says? <thoughtful pause> Little Miss: Ap-ple! Bis-kit! More, please! <giggles winningly>  Here’s a few pics of the Miss I “saved” ……and then forgot … Continue reading

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One Fine Saturday At The Peak, Someone Kicked My Dog.

We haven’t been up to the Peak as a family in a very long time; before the Miss started pre-school and especially when Kings was away for many a weekend, I would spend a couple hours bringing JD up in … Continue reading

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Best Answers And Food For Thought This Saturday

1) They’re not the right answers, but some are the best answers… Funny (But Smart) Test Answers. – – 2) Ooh eye-candy. Harpers Bazaar’s latest diverse photoshoot. Things that make you go “Hmmmmm.” Also in link are a list of magazine … Continue reading

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Little Miss Rockstar Guest Blogs About Her Education. Kind Of.

Hi everyone, It’s been awhile since I last wrote, during which time I’ve discovered not just Hands, Feet, Hair Clips, Bracelets, Squeaky Shoes and Ninja Turtle Weapons, I’ve also adjusted to a school routine. See, there comes a time in … Continue reading

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Ninja Turtle Pyjama Fight

Bedtime In The Rockstar Household, starring The Rockstars as  Raphael and Donatello… (Because one secret identity is not enough and we are all anarchists over here…) (That Would Be These Two.) (O-or, Rockstar Is So Going To Kill Me Someday When … Continue reading

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