Category Archives: Rockstarisms

Little Miss-Speak Rockstarism – Well We’re Not Proud Of It

#6 / #313 Feeding time in the Rockstar household, I emerge from the shower to find: The Miss (holding up nearly empty bowl): More please! Me: Did you really feed yourself that? The Miss: Feed JD. Rockstar (barely looking up … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #312 – Lightsabers Get Girls

#312 Rockstar: <holding up a page in his school reader about bird species> Mum. Lemme show you something weird. Guess which is the female? Me: The dull-colored one. Rockstar: Yeah! It’s weird! Me: Because in every other species except the … Continue reading

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Little Miss-Speak #5 – Hello, My Name Is Vomit

#5 Circle time and Hello introductory song during her class…… While everyone sings the “Hello Song” to each toddler, the Miss has had a chance to see maybe 5 toddlers get asked their names before it’s her turn. Teacher: And … Continue reading

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