Rockstarism #335/ Miss-Speak #23 – “20 Questions”

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Me: How was your day, darling?

Rockstar: We answered lots of questions in ICT! (Computer lab time)

Me: Oh yeah, like what?

Rockstar: <frowns> Pretty sure I got 19 x 19 wrong.

Me: (?? He’s had harder on ixl..) Why?

Rockstar: No paper and we were timed. I just ran out of time.

Me: Oh, I’m guessing it was one of those exercises where you do as many questions as you can in a given time… Were you talking in class though?

Rockstar: <snorts> ‘Course not, there was a girl next to me.

<thoughtful pause> Oh, and there were lotsa questions like whether I’m happy in school, stuff like that. I only selected “happy”. Not “very happy”.

Me: Why, because you think there’s too much work at school?

Rockstar: No, because I lost at (playing) Bey Blades today.   

And the Miss didn’t exactly say anything, but this is her two cents:

Dis is art.

Dis is art.

We call this Floating Toddler Deep In Thought. (The butterfly tattoo just makes the whole thing even more surreal/cool.)

ps: The very real reason she’s doing that however is because she’s decided to throw a curve ball this day. Y’know every none-too-seldom when things are ho-hum we have to refuse to move, hide in corners, holler if anyone tries to pick her up, and – no – don’t you dare – NO LYING ON THAT FL – why, of course she must. There.   

 

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Rockstarism #334/ Miss-Speak #22 – More Random Things The Rockstars Say

#334/ #22

Rockstars or philosophers?

Rockstar (reciting some ditty): Look-at-the-sky, It’s-a-beautiful -

Miss (at the top of her voice, pumping her arms akimbo up and down): KINGKONGKINGKONGKINGKONGKINGKONG

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Miss: (pointing at picture in book) Mummy! What that?

Me: It’s an ostrich. Or emu. They’re birds that can’t fly.

Miss: Cwazy bird.

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One of Rockstar’s friends comes from a serious skiing family, which Rockstar is regaling me about when……..

Me: I’m just never learning to ski well, I think I might have a better chance on a snowboard…

Rockstar: Oh, you mean like, slim? 

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HAPPY MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL TO ONE AND ALL

The number of places open for lanterns/ crowd of families shopping for lanterns appears to have seriously shrunk, as evidenced by JD being able to get out of the car this year…

There JD.

There JD.

There cat drinking from Feng Shui fountain so no JD.

There cat drinking from Feng Shui fountain so no more JD.

And so it's a tanglung festival, it is!

And so it’s a tanglung festival, it is!

Happy Mid-Autumn, To One And All!

 

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