Rockstarism #364 – Take A Course In Raising Us So We Don’t Run Away

#364

Making small talk one day…

Me: …so, I’m doing this Effective Parenting course…

Rockstar: Yeah you should. It’s not easy to handle kids. We could sulk all day.

Me: Not turn to a life of crime?

Rockstar: <Not looking up> Nah, we know then we’d get in trouble. 

Me: Well…. we could… not feed you, lock you in your room, take away your wifi until you tell us how awesome your life is and stop sulking?

Rockstar: <IGNORES>

Me: I take it you’re fine with that then?

Rockstar: Huh. Obviously that doesn’t work, we’d just run away or something. <looks at my parenting course notes> Oh, very good.

Oh yeah, the Miss has a..... Lego window now.

Oh yeah, the Miss has a….. Lego window now.

Her first attempt at the window, no help.

Her first attempt at the window, no help.

She says it’s a “Submaween.” (To be exact, she yelled “AIR-FWEE-BODY BE. QUIET! THIS. IS. A SUBMAWEEN!” Diva, much?)

Rockstar was fascinated.

Rockstar was fascinated. 

But… what’s this, Rockstar playing with his sister’s girlie pink Lego?

He felt it needed a Minecraft tree.

He felt it needed a Minecraft tree.

And so they Lego-ed into the night…

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Miss-Speak #47 – Bums Are Awesome!

#47

To the tune of Lego Movie’s Everything Is Awesome. Roughly, anyway:

Miss: (tunelessly) AAAAAAIR-verything is awe-summmmmmmm, when you’re living in a dweammmmmm….! Dogs! Cats! Fwogs! They’re awe-sum! Socks! Cwocs! Bum-bums! Awe-sum!

Miss: <starts to trail off> Sticks… Bum-bums… Things… Awe-sum…! Bum-bums… Wigs… Awe-sum…!

Rockstar: <snorts> It’s always bums that are awesome. 

Miss: <regaining enthusiasm> AAAAAAIR-verything is awe-summmmmmmm! <wiggles bum from side to side> Bum-bums! So AWE-SUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

When was the last time you told your bum it was “awe-sum”? Thought for the week…

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ps: Stickers on Faces are pretty awesome too…

 

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Miss-fashion

This mealtime the Miss decided her outfit needed……….. a bit of a leg up.

A bit much? Nahhhhhh.

Too much? Nahhhhhh.

 

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