Rockstarism #396: Terms of Befuddlement

#396

When the answer to each of these is “Uh…..”

Rockstar: Mum. You know when they ask “Which comes first, the chicken or the egg,” and people always think it can be either one? That’s not true. It’s actually one and not the other. Want to hear why? The answer is Evolution. D’you think the prehistoric creatures evolved into chickens or eggs? 

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Rockstar: Mum. I just thought of a paradox. “What I’m telling you is a lie,” is a paradox. It means you’re lying about lying. But if you’re lying about lying, then you have to be lying about lying about lying, and lying about lying about lying about lying, and it just keeps going on… 

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Rockstar (in story-telling voice): “Little did my sista know, as she was petting JD, that the dog actually hated it…”

Queen E: My brudda needs to go to therapy.

Rockstar (like he was uninterrupted): “…and she secretly wanted to run away…” 

Queen E: <shrieks in fury>

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Rockstar (because Queen E likes animals): You are the Animal Queen.

Queen E (mock indignant): I am not, I am the Noise Queen.

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Rockstar looks at us and snorts…

Rockstar (to Queen E): Who dressed you?

Queen E: Mummy.

Love embellished hairties - so useful as comfy bracelets to jazz up any outfit

(We love embellished hairties as comfy bracelets to jazz up any outfit)

Rockstar (to me): Who dressed you?

Me: Queen E.

Rockstar: Your outfit is better.

Queen E: Yeess!

Me: What?? I dressed her fine ok!!

Queen E using my Pokemon Umbreon hoodie tail as a scarf

Queen E using my Pokemon Umbreon hoodie tail as a scarf

 

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Save The Trees

Queen E came home from school one day and gave us an earful about how we use wayyyy too much paper and kill too many trees.

She uh, suggested this as an alternative “because you can always wash it off”:

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(She also said “Betcha can read what I write on my face”)

 

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It Ain’t Over Til The Young Kazakhstan Boy Crosses The Line

I have seen this before. Every night in our household when we try to get the kids into bed 😀

(For real though, isn’t this what we all hope our kids’ll be in sports… and life… just… maybe not at bedtime.)

Young Kazakhstan Boy Refuses To Cross The Line In Tug Of War Competition

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