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Rockstarism #256 – Another Rockstar Doodle

Emerging from settling the baby for her second nap of the day, I find Rockstar just home from school on the sofa with his magna doodle. This is what was on it: Rockstar’s back on his solar system kick, because … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #251 – We Do Times Since We Want To Do Crimes

#251 Me: One of your friends told me you got benched in PE. What was that about? Rockstar: I don’t remember. Me: I know you do. Come on, tell me, what did you do? Rockstar: I was talking to (classmate). … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #248 – Caning Is Done By Aliens (And CNY Part 3)

**Updated at bottom – found a pic of Ms Rockstar’s booties with the cheongsam #248 Before the hols… And a little illustration of how parenting has changed since our childhood…  Rockstar: Mum. Classmate A and classmate B are leaving Hong … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #225 – Charting A Relationship

#225 This is Rockstar’s description of a relationship he has with a frenemy (friend + enemy) at school… “Good” and “bad” form the y-axis (no I don’t think he knows it’s a y-axis, he just called it a “range”) Apparently … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #220 – Just Make Up Something Else

#220 Me: What did you learn in Putonghua camp today? Rockstar: “Hamburger” in Chinese is “Han-pow-pow”. And….. I don’t remember anything else. Me: You knew what “Hamburger” was before you went for camp. Rockstar: Oh. Then I don’t remember anything. … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #211 – All You Really Need

#211 Rockstar: Mum. I had a dream last night.  Me: What did you dream about? Rockstar: I quit my job and hired an agent. (We’ve never had a conversation about agents so he must’ve picked it up from his friends … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #209 – The Baby Prep Rockstarisms

Recently, Kings had been caring for Rockstar more, as I slowly recovered from a cough and cold – resulting in him being unable to leave the home at any time without announcing his intentions at least 15 minutes earlier, because … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #204 – Fart jokes and not jokes

#204 Me: How was school, darling? Rockstar: We were learning about Hong Kong. (Classmate) asked who built Peak Tower… Then he yelled (his name)! (His name!) Everyone laughed, and he laughed loudest. But I didn’t laugh. I (happened to be) … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #200 – The Ways We Speak

#200 Rockstar: Mum. I need help with this. Help me take it out faster. Me:?? What’s wrong with it? Rockstar: The wheels are the wrong way. See? Lines. Not circles. Me: (feeling lazy – not to mention it’s actually this … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #197 – Putting A Face To The Imaginary Friends and Others…

#197 Rockstar still likes to scrawl really quick “cartoons” with a perm marker… “Lunarotato” is a new one, we agreed on the spelling after Rockstar explained “It rhymes with ‘potato’…” We haven’t decided if he’s a robot because on the … Continue reading

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