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How To Survive Armageddon (Or Construction Works And Screaming Baby)

If you are in a difficult place (ie your baby is screaming in your face so hard you want to bang your head on the wall because if you pass out you wouldn’t be able to hear it anymore), a … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #221 – Disney Cars DVD Rockstarisms

#221 Rockstar walks by after using the bathroom, while I’m stuck to electric breast pump… Me: Come here darling, I want to tell you something. Rockstar comes over, but… Rockstar: <urgently, nodding earnestly> Not possible to pause my (Cars) DVD, … Continue reading

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The Primary School Interview Diaries: Part 2 “How To Prepare Your Child For Interview”

About 10 years ago, an ex-boyfriend was searching for a book that I have never been able to find to this day. It had been highlighted to him by a beloved English teacher. The book was titled, “How To Protect … Continue reading

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