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Flashback: It’s Not Easy Being A Rockstar III

Back to the flashback series, Rockstar at 9 months… SO not easy, being a Rockstar… You only eat healthy organic foods (that taste like cardboard)… The entire universe seems to revolve around you… Your staff don’t let you go just … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #204 – Fart jokes and not jokes

#204 Me: How was school, darling? Rockstar: We were learning about Hong Kong. (Classmate) asked who built Peak Tower… Then he yelled (his name)! (His name!) Everyone laughed, and he laughed loudest. But I didn’t laugh. I (happened to be) … Continue reading

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