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Significant Conversation #98

Rockstar (complaining): I’m so SMALL! Me: You’re small because Daddy is small. But do you know something else? Daddy is SMART. And , he’s NICE. Rockstar: But he’s not PRETTY.

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Dear Rockstar, Money Can’t Buy You Happiness, But…

Dear Rockstar, This is one of those posts that Mummy hopes you aren’t going to read one day and hate her for. You have a friend named Joe coming today. At the tender age of almost 33 months, you’ve decided … Continue reading

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The Hong Kong Chye HSBC Bank Queue

Running errands at the bank in Little Hong Kong (Hong Kong Chye) after dropping Rockstar off at school, I look up texting on my iPhone suddenly, realizing the queue I’ve been standing in hasn’t moved in what seems like a … Continue reading

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Significant Conversation #97

Rockstar: Mummy, where’s your penis? Me: Mummy doesn’t have a penis, darling, Mummy’s a girl. Rockstar: What happened to you, Mummy? Me: Nothing happened to me, darling, Mummy’s a girl. Girl’s don’t have penises. Rockstar: Is that a Ms Chatterbox … Continue reading

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This One’s For The Wimpy Kids

ROCKSTAR IS BMX BOY… There wasn’t anything smaller in the shop, and for months his feet couldn’t reach the pedals. Well, now they can. Identifying and nurturing your child’s Serious Thing For Wheels has some advantages – especially when you … Continue reading

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Run, Aileen, Run a.k.a. Let’s All Burn Our Webcams

Someone whose name I Don’t Recognise: Are you there?? Me: yes SIDR: hey sweety how are you? Me: ok, but eating… lunch? dinner? who can tell (<thinking> She sounds like she knows me. Is this someone I knew at work? … Continue reading

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First School Outing to Watch Stick Man

HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS EVERY DAY FOR A LIVING……?? Do Kindergarten teachers get psyche evaluations? Just in case after all the screaming chaos they want to kill themselves. My ears are ringing. My head hurts. Every peep from the … Continue reading

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Lunch at Café Gray

LUNCH SUMMONS! At newish Café Gray in trendy boutique hotel Upper House, G’s and my first choice for a recent birthday lunch, except they were fully booked and so we “settled” on Nicholini’s. But now L has made a booking … Continue reading

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“Children Growing Up Too Fast”

Dear Rockstar, Enjoy your childhood. Googling “children growing up too fast” gets you about 9 million hits. It took awhile for Mummy to write to you about this, because she never really figured out how to put it. Mummy’s pretty … Continue reading

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Shake, Rattle and Roll

5 am: Been quite awhile since Kings came home in the wee hours of the morning… This am he sneaks in with Tim (whom we delightedly put up in Rockstar’s vacant room), on his latest visit from Malaysia after a … Continue reading

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