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Rockstarism: #142: A Rockstar And His Chai-nese (Or, Pigs Can Fly)

Rockstar can read everything in this booklet – Kings tested him word for word because he simply couldn’t believe it – Kings is always on my back about the Chinese. Not… that either of us are at all literate in … Continue reading

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Behold, She The Ms Rockstar

Ms Rockstar: Goin’ out? Me: Yes, darling. Daddy has an Investing In Art talk tonight, which is why Mummy is half dressed while rocking you to sleep for the night. She just needs to throw on her Max blazer and … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #224 – Asian and Caucasian

#224 ***Correction on 11 Sept 2012 – Rockstar came home and told me he is not the official “Environment Monitor”, another classmate of his is. Don’t know how he thought he was, but he asked me to correct ASAP. Rockstar: … Continue reading

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The Lost Bike

ACT I SCENE I The Bel Air Club House indoor play area. Rockstar’s Mother: Everyone else has gone home, it’s time for lunch. Rockstar: No! Go away! Rockstar’s Mother: Speak that way to me again and I really will. Rockstar: … Continue reading

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Rockstarisms #105 & #106

#105: While messing with a jigsaw Rockstar: I need to finish fixing this fast. I need to finish this before somebody says, “Go and sleep, go and sleep.” Somebody is always saying “Go and sleep, go and sleep.” Me: Is … Continue reading

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