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Rockstarism #193 – Naming Baby And Other Smartass Rockstarisms

#193 Me: What have you got in your (tightly clenched) hand? Rockstar: Feather. (From down blanket) Me: Oh, that’s alright then. Rockstar: So if it was dog poop it would not be alright? Hee. ———————————————————————————– Examining his string cheese snack … Continue reading

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Rockstarisms #140, #141 & #142

#140 Me to my mum: I’m going to sit with my laptop… Unless you need help with Rockstar? Rockstar: I need help with Grandmum. Me: Uh, why do you need help? Rockstar: I need help to tell Grandmum to stop … Continue reading

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Rockstarisms #133, #134 & #135 – The Grandparent Rockstarisms

Given the recent Grandparent Roadshow, where Rockstar spent time with all 4 grandparents, we have a few gems… (Or rather, mortifications) #133: Rockstar: (To everyone in the car) Bats eat beetles, and – Grandmum: (To me, in our own conversation) … Continue reading

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