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Rockstarism #259 – All Mums Are Bossy (Or, Hamster Face Does Travolta Impersonation)

#259 Rockstar: Mum. All the mums  (I see in school) are a little bossy, you know. <Thoughtful pause> And the dads less so. Me: Oh really. You don’t sound surprised. Rockstar: <seriously> No… Me: So you’re saying Mummy is bossy … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #182 & #183 – The “I Know Not If I Am A Man Dreaming I Am A Butterfly” Rockstarisms

#182 Rockstar: <waving extendable antenna from radio controlled car at JD> Abracadabraaaa….. Zap! Me: What are you doing to the poor dog now? Rockstar: I turned her into a giraffe. Me: <glancing at formerly asleep dog with long-suffering look on … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #173 – Crime, Punishment And Bribery

Rockstar: Mum. Every day, if you manage to not get angry with me I’ll give you a treat. Me: What, like one of JD’s (dog) treats? Rockstar: One of my (many matchbox) cars. Me: How about every day if you … Continue reading

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Rockstarisms #116, #117 & #118

#116 Rockstar: Mum. How come when I was born I don’t remember seeing you? #117 Me: Wow, your smoothie got here FAST. Do you think that was cos you were polite (to the waiters at one of our regular haunts … Continue reading

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