Rockstarisms #119 and #120

#119

Rockstar (noticing some numbers when we’re riding in a taxi): What’s 2 + 5?

Me: If you know that 1 + 5 is 6, then what’s 2 + 5?

Rockstar: You’ll find out yourself. You’re a big girl.

Me: EXCUSE ME?

Rockstar: I’m only 3. Still small. I won’t know.

(He does that to make the dad laugh)

(That too...)

#120

Me: What time is it?

Rockstar: <Glancing at clock> Don’t know.

Me: Great, then you won’t know what you’re missing.

Rockstar: <quickly> It’s 11. Can I watch Numberjacks?

Me: I thought you didn’t know what time it was?

Rockstar: It’s a bit past 11. Let me see, what’s that magic word again….. Please! <grin>