Monthly Archives: January 2015

Rockstarism #355/ #42 – Credit Where It’s Due

#355/ #42 Hanging out in the Rockstar household… Miss: (Holding up freebie Mickey Mouse toy and putting on what I suppose passes for a scary voice) HELLO DERE. I AM ENDER-MOUSE. (like the creepy Ender-men) Me (to Rockstar): I never actually saw it, … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #354/ Miss-Speak #41

#354/ #41 Looking at a new non-fiction book (more on that later – Rockstar is coming to the end of his Geronimo Stilton Phase (i.e. running out of books haha) and I’d been shopping for new non-fiction books)… Rockstar: Oh! … Continue reading

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Safari Kid Curriculum Overview Evening

What, like your parents didn’t have curriculum evenings for your schooling when you were a 2 year old? Hippies. 😀 (No, we didn’t even used to have this during Rockstar’s pre-school days…) After-school Miss with her Lunch For Champions 🙂 We … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #352-3/ Miss-Speak #40 – Random Things They Say

#352 One day we happen to marvel at the many, many things we use modern phones for nowadays, other than to simply talk… Me: …And that’s why they’re called Smartphones… Rockstar: You mean like me…. Only, I’m not a phone. … Continue reading

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The Many Faces Of The Weekend

1) Public service message – Jimmy Kimmel demonstrates, on national tv no less, how easy it is for someone with mischief in mind (namely him) to get your password. My point being how easy it is for someone with mischief … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #351/ Miss-Speak #39 – The Secret Dreamworld Of The Rockstars

#351/ #39  Bathtime In The Rockstar Household continues to take new twists and turns… Rockstar: So where d’you want to go this time? In a turkey, in a submarine under the sea, or up into outer space?  Miss: Sub-sub-ma- in … Continue reading

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It’s Not Easy Being A Rockstar Guinea

Yes folks, Guinea came home for another visit – we generally “queue” couple months thereabouts for him to be available again, and I call him “the thing” to my friends all the time but well, I say it with love … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #350 – Rockstar Ice Bucket Challenge (or, Praise Effort, Not Results…)

#350 Bathtime in the Rockstar household… Rockstar: <holding up makeshift mike> Miss, say “A-ba-da-ba-da-ba” Miss: <obligingly> “A-ba-da-ba-da-ba” Rockstar: Ok, obviously you need Mummy to read to you more so you can learn some actual words. Me: You set her up. … Continue reading

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Amazing Friday Grace

1) Utopian Academy of Arts is a good name for this one… This struck a personal chord because my mum was a public secondary school English teacher for some 40 years, her entire working life. Despite being courted by the private sector several … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #349/ Miss-Speak #38: “Sibling Rivalry”

#349/ 38 And so it begins… (I’m kidding, of course)  Me: <wrinkling nose> Did someone fart? Rockstar: HAR HAR HAR no, no one farted.  Miss: Me! I farted! <makes loud farting sound>  Rockstar: <laughs> Huh. She just has to be … Continue reading

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