If there is a small child living near you, you’ve got to have been experienced this. Kiddie Entertainment Overload. The people who decide what’s on kiddie tv should make sure what they put up isn’t irritating after being watched repeatedly like, 27 million times.
Kiddie songs should be stress tested like they do the Ikea chairs with the automated fake bum sitting on them a gadzillion times a day.
This is a pet peeve (ok fine I’m not completely serious :D) because after some songwriter irresponsibly does this, you have to go undo the damage of some unrealistic lesson from words chosen just because they go together. Some songwriter growing up somewhere must have hated his parents.
Barney’s I love You, You Love Me
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ]
So what, it’s ok to teach little children to lie now? Do people really all love each other? No, they do not. And if everyone loved Barney, why is there a ringtone that’s been out there for donkey’s years featuring someone clubbing him to death while he sings this song?
This one could seriously make you think violent thoughts.
The Song That Doesn’t End
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_47KVJV8DU]
Self-explanatory. This is why he became Lamb Chop.
I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody’s Nerves
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj0bGuWxkIs]
There. Actual proof. This is a song specifically written to drive people bonkers. And the Alvin and the Chipmunks version is even worse.
This could be why some children turn to a life of crime.
