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#57 Now it’s the Miss’ turn….. Miss: <looking out a taxi window> STOP. COPYING ME!!!!! Me: What? What?? Who’s copying you? Miss: My reflection. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR.  The Miss spent her first short week at her new Kindy in Preparation … Continue reading →

#375 You knew someone would ask me for an example, didn’t you 🙂 Me: (Reading something random) D’you… by any chance know what a texture pack is? Rockstar: <Not looking up> Yeah… Me: Well? What – Rockstar: A texture pack is something that … Continue reading →

Move over, Ladies Who Lunch – here’s Mummies* Who Lunch… (Figure of speech, no disrespect meant to Daddies…) No-brainer alert: Parenting’s hard. You’d think it’s the baby phase that’s tough (it is, in a different way) but as you fast approach … Continue reading →

#374/#56 Playing with foam and water guns one day… Rockstar: HAH! Your guns are empty! I saved so much of my ammunition! BWAHAHAHA Prepare to – OW! Hey! Hey! NO! Naughty! You’re lucky I don’t – I’m a Blue Belt ok!! Stoppit! … Continue reading →

It’s almost time for the Miss to leave Safari Kid, to take up her spot at Rockstar’s old kindy alma mater, ESF Hillside Kindergarten. We told Safari Kid when I submitted the Miss’ application to Hillside. We’ve watched Safari Kid … Continue reading →

“To see the world in a grain of sand………..” Here’s A Useful Thing To Do When All You Can Do Is Sit… Ride a loop in a public bus. As in, my answer to what to do if there’s not … Continue reading →

#55 Miss: I can’t eat my strawberries, Mummy. There are no aliens here. ——————————————————————————————————– Miss: My butt is real and my butt poops. ——————————————————————————————————– Miss: (Friend)’s Mummy and Daddy were telling him not to break his (toy) gun. So I … Continue reading →

About the only similarity these two share is their affinity for stacking and building things with blocks. The Miss recently started doing this with the foam pits meant to cushion your fall at Ryze trampoline park (they watch us constantly … Continue reading →

1) How To Talk To Little Girls. “…I wanted to squeal, “Maya, you’re so cute! Look at you! Turn around and model that pretty ruffled gown, you gorgeous thing!” But I didn’t….” “…Teaching girls that their appearance is the first thing … Continue reading →

#373/#54 Eating out one day… Rockstar: Eat your lunch, Miss. Otherwise I’m calling the aliens to finish your (jelly yoghurt) drink. <starts faking a phone call from his watch> Miss: Mummy, the aliens ate my jelly. Me: <peering into her glass> … Continue reading →