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“Parskles!”

Posted on April 18, 2014 by admin

Actually I think “Sparkles” is easier to say, but what do I know… (Calm down, that’s the very safe, non-toxic, water-based little kiddie version.) Imagine her hard at work saying “Parskles” quietly to herself over and over and it’ll be about … Continue reading →

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Prada and Iguana

Posted on April 16, 2014 by admin

Blast from past… In one of my first Prada dresses, about 7 years old, battered little Burberry bag superglued together… and the iguana’s name is Iguana probably because the handler didn’t want to bother with teaching me the animal’s real … Continue reading →

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The Rockstars On Their First Day Of Easter Break

Posted on April 15, 2014 by admin

After a rousing session of jumping on the bed with the Miss, Rockstar got upset the previous night when he couldn’t fall asleep. He also fails to sleep in the following morning. At times like this Rockstar would rather get … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak Rockstarism – Well We’re Not Proud Of It

Posted on April 13, 2014 by admin

#6 / #313 Feeding time in the Rockstar household, I emerge from the shower to find: The Miss (holding up nearly empty bowl): More please! Me: Did you really feed yourself that? The Miss: Feed JD. Rockstar (barely looking up … Continue reading →

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The Boundaries Of Your Imagination Shall Be Stretched, This Saturday Morning

Posted on April 12, 2014 by admin

1a) Facebook messages beginning with, “To the fatty running on the track this afternoon,” usually make you steel yourself for the unkind words that remind you once again how ugly people are, don’t they? This one ends, “If you’d only … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #312 – Lightsabers Get Girls

Posted on April 10, 2014 by admin

#312 Rockstar: <holding up a page in his school reader about bird species> Mum. Lemme show you something weird. Guess which is the female? Me: The dull-colored one. Rockstar: Yeah! It’s weird! Me: Because in every other species except the … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak #5 – Hello, My Name Is Vomit

Posted on April 9, 2014 by admin

#5 Circle time and Hello introductory song during her class…… While everyone sings the “Hello Song” to each toddler, the Miss has had a chance to see maybe 5 toddlers get asked their names before it’s her turn. Teacher: And … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak #4 – What Does The Miss Say?

Posted on April 8, 2014 by admin

#4 Me (reading enthusiastically): The owl says “to-whit, to-woo”; the chicken says “cock-a-doodle-doo!” The seagull says “me-ew, me-ew…” And Miss says? <thoughtful pause> Little Miss: Ap-ple! Bis-kit! More, please! <giggles winningly>  Here’s a few pics of the Miss I “saved” ……and then forgot … Continue reading →

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One Fine Saturday At The Peak, Someone Kicked My Dog.

Posted on April 7, 2014 by admin

We haven’t been up to the Peak as a family in a very long time; before the Miss started pre-school and especially when Kings was away for many a weekend, I would spend a couple hours bringing JD up in … Continue reading →

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Best Answers And Food For Thought This Saturday

Posted on April 5, 2014 by admin

1) They’re not the right answers, but some are the best answers… Funny (But Smart) Test Answers. – – 2) Ooh eye-candy. Harpers Bazaar’s latest diverse photoshoot. Things that make you go “Hmmmmm.” Also in link are a list of magazine … Continue reading →

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