Category Archives: aileensml

#58 Miss: Mummy I want to be a tiger. Me: You mean dress up as a tiger. Miss: No, I mean I want to be a real tiger.  Me: Well… You’re a little girl, that’s better – you can dress … Continue reading →

This is a picture of Rockstar pretending to fall asleep several days ago trying to get the Miss to eat a piece of strawberry. The Miss is foregoing playtime with her brother to stand by her most recent conviction: “Now … Continue reading →

Malaysian Chamber of Commerce (Hong Kong & Macau) had a much-anticipated Connoisseurs Of The Most Misunderstood Delicacy In The World Uprising Durian Gathering recently. Or, Hold Your Durian Like A Boss. Read on… Now, it’s not uncommon for durian to be … Continue reading →

#57 Now it’s the Miss’ turn….. Miss: <looking out a taxi window> STOP. COPYING ME!!!!! Me: What? What?? Who’s copying you? Miss: My reflection. HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR.  The Miss spent her first short week at her new Kindy in Preparation … Continue reading →

#375 You knew someone would ask me for an example, didn’t you 🙂 Me: (Reading something random) D’you… by any chance know what a texture pack is? Rockstar: <Not looking up> Yeah… Me: Well? What – Rockstar: A texture pack is something that … Continue reading →

Move over, Ladies Who Lunch – here’s Mummies* Who Lunch… (Figure of speech, no disrespect meant to Daddies…) No-brainer alert: Parenting’s hard. You’d think it’s the baby phase that’s tough (it is, in a different way) but as you fast approach … Continue reading →

#374/#56 Playing with foam and water guns one day… Rockstar: HAH! Your guns are empty! I saved so much of my ammunition! BWAHAHAHA Prepare to – OW! Hey! Hey! NO! Naughty! You’re lucky I don’t – I’m a Blue Belt ok!! Stoppit! … Continue reading →

It’s almost time for the Miss to leave Safari Kid, to take up her spot at Rockstar’s old kindy alma mater, ESF Hillside Kindergarten. We told Safari Kid when I submitted the Miss’ application to Hillside. We’ve watched Safari Kid … Continue reading →

“To see the world in a grain of sand………..” Here’s A Useful Thing To Do When All You Can Do Is Sit… Ride a loop in a public bus. As in, my answer to what to do if there’s not … Continue reading →

#55 Miss: I can’t eat my strawberries, Mummy. There are no aliens here. ——————————————————————————————————– Miss: My butt is real and my butt poops. ——————————————————————————————————– Miss: (Friend)’s Mummy and Daddy were telling him not to break his (toy) gun. So I … Continue reading →