Category Archives: Babycare Bootcamp

The Little Ms Rockstar Product Un-review

Posted on February 5, 2013 by admin

A guest post by The Little Miss Rockstar Guest Blogger reviewing baby product Hello again, everyone. Today’s segment is a public service message to Parents of Older Babies. I think it’s important to clear up possible misconceptions about some of … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp, Rockstarisms | Tagged babies, baby foot, baby knee pads, baby product, baby products, blogger, bloggers, bubbles, caption, diamonds and pearls, fabric, long pants, mirror, misconceptions, older baby, public service message, rash, rockstar, segment, skirts | 4 Comments

Sleep Wars I – Conspiracy Of The Phantom Plane Movers

Posted on January 29, 2013 by admin

Something’s going on Up There. Ms Rockstar is totally convinced, and very suspicious. It seems every so often…… Things… keep…….. changing, Up There. Someday soon my younger offspring will discover the Mother Of All Conspiracy Theories – that Mummee and Ko … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged bunk bed, cabinets, chest level, conspiracy theories, cot, disappearance, elder sibling, eye level, fire rescue, forbidden area, grabs, ko ko, lego headquarters, lego plane, nasa, nasa shuttle, nasa space shuttle, rockstar, screamer, secret hiding place | 2 Comments

A Pox On The Self-Righteous Pharmacist!

Posted on January 28, 2013 by admin

So over the weekend I’ve been sick. Second time in as many weeks. At first I call my gynea’s clinic, whereupon the nurse says “but you can easily take much stronger meds now, what?” Tell it to the pharmacist (in … Continue reading →

Posted in aileensml, Babycare Bootcamp | Tagged antibiotics, bobble head, butt, car window, cold turkey, cough, cute car, deaf person, dumb ass, freezer, gap, good person, gynea, morning and evening, pharmacist, pharmacists, rant, second time, tell it to the marines, unfit mother | 8 Comments

How To Feed A Baby On Your Bed (Guest post by The Little Miss Rockstar)

Posted on January 15, 2013 by admin

Guest Blogger Dear everyone, It is very easy to feed a 7 month old baby on your bed. Just make sure everything you offer the baby is so yummy she will not want to spit anything out. I have had some … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp | Tagged authentic food, baby bath, baby einstein, bath books, bib, bottle feeding, fists, food and feeding, ko ko, little bits, little fingers, mealtime, mental stimulation, month old baby, mouths, reading pleasure, rockstar, small pieces, twinkle twinkle, wonderful way | 3 Comments

Come On Baby Girl, Poop For Me

Posted on January 7, 2013 by admin

So when we started Ms Rockstar on solids, and by “solids” I mean a tablespoonful (two, if she likes it) of plain baby rice cereal in breast milk, she was a fast learner. She learned to hate spoon feeding just … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp | Tagged baby rice cereal, breast milk, couple days, diaper change, diarrhea, ko ko, milk bottle, mush, new food, ounce, pediatrician, ravenous hunger, rockstar, solids, starting on solids, stools, sustenance, sweet lips, swoosh, twinkle little star, twinkle twinkle little star | 2 Comments

Things That Gabble In The Night

Posted on December 10, 2012 by admin

Late, late in the night, in the dark…… Yikes the baby’s mobile is rocking violently, what is going on in there? I move to peer in: Ms Rockstar has yanked the little hanging soft toy lion out of the mobile … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp, Rockstar Shots | Tagged coincidence, fingernails, gabble, grouchy, lt, nylon, parenting, rockstar, scritch, sleep, soft toy lion, wawa | 4 Comments

The Rockstars “Reading” Together

Posted on November 18, 2012 by admin

One of those moments when you think OMG!! I Love Em To Bits!! I Want To Capture This Moment For When They Start Screaming At Each Other Over Who Gets The Family Car This Weekend! (Okla, not likely – there … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp, Rockstar Shots | Tagged baby sister, body language, national geographic, national geographic weird facts, parents, weird facts | 2 Comments

Night And Day

Posted on October 23, 2012 by admin

View of Ms Rockstar’s crib and mobile, under Rockstar’s loft Handling day AND night shift on my own was a new milestone. On good nights, I actually found myself enjoying lying in the dark, Ms Rockstar’s crib next to my … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp, Traveling With Rockstar | Tagged couple hours, fingers, fumble, gabble, half hour, loft, mc kayla, milestone, move over madonna, nap, nearby cafe, neon signs, night shift, original recipe, pillows, planes trains and automobiles, rockstar, sleep, sofa bed, trains | 3 Comments

Behold, She The Ms Rockstar

Posted on October 8, 2012 by admin

Ms Rockstar: Goin’ out? Me: Yes, darling. Daddy has an Investing In Art talk tonight, which is why Mummy is half dressed while rocking you to sleep for the night. She just needs to throw on her Max blazer and … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp, Rockstarisms | Tagged art talk, blazer, bus stop, dagmar, fists, freebie, gucci, gucci horsebit, investing in art, kenneth jay lane, kenneth jay lane necklaces, library book, makeup, nbsp, old gold, pendulum, proceeds, rocking the baby, strappy sandals, watching the clock, wool leggings | 2 Comments

CSI Hong Kong Island: Baby. Must….. Sleep!

Posted on September 27, 2012 by admin

Baby is kicking on playmat. Moments later, she begins to fuss. A moderate fussing, nothing too dramatic. Husband: Hmm. Baby Ngeh-ing. Must Put Her To Sleep. <Picks baby up. Begins to rock baby to sleep.> Baby tries to explain. But- … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp | Tagged arnold schwarzenegger, background noise, blankets, btw, cot, couple days, fist, hips, iphone, john connor, lt, morning wife, nap, peter parker, programing, rhythm, rockstar, terminator iii, textures, wife goodbye | 5 Comments