Category Archives: Rockstarisms

Rockstarisms #226 – Eating Rockstarisms @Cafe Landmark

Posted on September 15, 2012 by admin

#226 Singing while watching me feed Ms Rockstar… Rockstar: I drank my mi-ilk, I drank mi-ilk. Me: Did you actually drink it or did you just take one sip? Rockstar: Oh. Hee. ——————————————————————————————————– Rockstar: I learnt what “focus” means. Trying … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #225 – Charting A Relationship

Posted on September 11, 2012 by admin

#225 This is Rockstar’s description of a relationship he has with a frenemy (friend + enemy) at school… “Good” and “bad” form the y-axis (no I don’t think he knows it’s a y-axis, he just called it a “range”) Apparently … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #224 – Asian and Caucasian

Posted on September 10, 2012 by admin

#224 ***Correction on 11 Sept 2012 – Rockstar came home and told me he is not the official “Environment Monitor”, another classmate of his is. Don’t know how he thought he was, but he asked me to correct ASAP. Rockstar: … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged accent, asian descent, asian friends, blonde hair, caucasian, chinese teachers, classmates, dad, expression, heart attack, kay, lt, mild surprise, nese, parents, proceeds, Putonghua, racial features | 4 Comments

Rockstarism #223 – When I Don’t Eat It’s Someone Else’s Fault

Posted on September 5, 2012 by admin

#223 Me: <angrily, watching him wolf down a huge bowl of macaroni and egg after school> You didn’t eat your lunch in school. I told you to eat well at break or feel lousy til you have time to eat … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #221 – Disney Cars DVD Rockstarisms

Posted on August 16, 2012 by admin

#221 Rockstar walks by after using the bathroom, while I’m stuck to electric breast pump… Me: Come here darling, I want to tell you something. Rockstar comes over, but… Rockstar: <urgently, nodding earnestly> Not possible to pause my (Cars) DVD, … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Shots, Rockstarisms | Tagged backpack, cars, Dinoco, disney, drugs, electric breast pump, kay, lt, radiator, rockstar, rust eze, scenery, toy cars | 4 Comments

Rockstarism #220 – Just Make Up Something Else

Posted on August 6, 2012 by admin

#220 Me: What did you learn in Putonghua camp today? Rockstar: “Hamburger” in Chinese is “Han-pow-pow”. And….. I don’t remember anything else. Me: You knew what “Hamburger” was before you went for camp. Rockstar: Oh. Then I don’t remember anything. … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged bad guys, caption, classmate, clothes, finger puppet, games, hamburger, iron man, kay, lt, policemen, pow pow, shrugs, story telling, teenager, train | 2 Comments

Rockstarism #219 – Just Make Up Something

Posted on August 5, 2012 by admin

#219 Rockstar: Mum. Do you know what Grandmum’s favorite penguin is? Me: Grandmum has a favorite penguin? Rockstar: <nodding convincingly> Yeah. She does. Me: Uh… Why? Rockstar: <like he’s making a big announcement> Her favorite is the King Penguin. It … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged grandmother, grandmum, king penguin, penguin | 6 Comments

Rockstarism #218 – Presidents Of The United States Can’t Spell

Posted on July 29, 2012 by admin

Reading this Bloomberg article about Mitt Romney and other presidential/ vice-presidential gaffs, I snort involuntarily. Of course, Rockstar looks up immediately… Rockstar: What? What’s so funny? Me: This guy tried to run for (Vice) President of the United States and … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged job, mitt romney, own business, pot, president of the united states, vice president of the united states | 3 Comments

Rockstarism #217 – Typhoons And Goodbyes

Posted on July 24, 2012 by admin

#217 Rockstar: (Checking out the weather forecast from the HK Observatory App on my phone) Mum! Typhoon 8! It may even go up to Typhoon 10! Me: Even if it drops to a T3 you won’t be going to camp … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, School For Rockstar, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged back of his hand, blankets, bouncing off the walls, fart, goodbyes, grandparents, home videos, kindergartens, last time, lighting, pillows, stock market, summer camp, T3, t8, thunderstorms, typhoon, typhoons, weather | 5 Comments

Rockstarism #216 – They Sell Babies, Dogs And Little Boys

Posted on July 19, 2012 by admin

#216 Rockstar: Mum. (Friend) said in some places they sell babies. Me: Oh really. And your point would be……? Rockstar: <defensive> Nothing! I was just saying…! Me: I heard in some places they sell little boys too… Rockstar: <sourly> I … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged amazon, babies, carla, carla veloso, cars, disney cars 2, dogs, hk, hkd, jd, little boys, lt, race car, schoolmate, Stanley Market | 3 Comments