Category Archives: Rockstarisms

Little Miss Speak #12 – Random MisSpeaks

Posted on June 10, 2014 by admin

#12 Me: <almost dreading the question> And…. What’s your name for today? Miss: <enthusiastically> Duck! ———————————————————————————— As a taxi goes by… Me: Okok I know you know that one – what car is that? Miss: <enthusiastically> Tree!  Me: O-kay, there’s … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #316 – How The Force Works With Sisters

Posted on June 8, 2014 by admin

#316 One day in the Rockstar household… Rockstar: NNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! Miss: <Looks up briefly, then IGNORES> Me: Are you trying to use The Force to move your sister? Rockstar: Yeah! NNNGGG! NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!! The Miss abruptly gets up from playing with her toys, … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday Darling Miss (Sidestory: To Miss With Love, Rockstar)

Posted on June 3, 2014 by admin

Standard Haagen Dazs cake this year; well we did plan on that last year too, except then it melted in the fridge and I felt so bad I went out and got Cake with a capital C. This year I … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak #11 – How Does Your Garden Grow?

Posted on May 29, 2014 by admin

#11 And….. Rockstar: She really put all the carrots in herself? Me: And the daisies too. Miss: <smug> Clap, Koko. Clap. Miss: (Seriously, the way a grownup might offer another something to drink) Koko. Woh-tuh-ring can? (Rockstar did obligingly water … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #314 – Information Overload

Posted on May 22, 2014 by admin

#314 Imagine this entire thing happening in 2 mins… Rockstar: Mum. Did you know our erasers are made from rubber that likely came from Malaysia? Me: Yeah… Malaysia is one of the biggest producers of rubber in the wor- Rockstar: … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak #10 – Clap For Egg And Here’s A Horsie

Posted on May 19, 2014 by admin

#10 Feeding time in the Rockstar household one day… Alternating between feeding herself and letting me do it (some days no one may touch Spoon, so decrees Her Highness)… Miss: <successfully spooning a mouthful> Egg. ‘Ummeeee. Me: Yes, egg is … Continue reading →

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Little Miss Speak #9: Cheese and Dog

Posted on May 15, 2014 by admin

#9 Miss: <cheerfully> Cheese please! (After she’s had about half and JD has had the other half off the floor) Miss: <cheerfully> Cheese please! Me: You going to eat that or feed it to JD? Miss: <cheerfully> Feed JD! Cheese please! … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #313 – If I Doodle, The Faces Will Be Smiling…

Posted on May 6, 2014 by admin

#313 Rockstar’s past school work has been coming home as he finishes books…  Me: (looking through his math exercise book) Very good darling.. Well done… Why are there so many faces? Rockstar: You’re supposed to draw smiley face, normal or … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak #9 – She Speak What She Speak

Posted on May 4, 2014 by admin

#8 At Hong Kong park recently… Me: Look, Miss! Look, it’s a turtle! Turtle! What do you see? Miss: <points at turtle> That.  Me: What is it? Miss: That. See that. Me: That is a turtle. Tur-tle. Can you say … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak #8 – If At First You Don’t Succeed…

Posted on April 27, 2014 by admin

#8 Distracting the Miss by letting her push futilely at the vending machine buttons while trying to listen to the sermon while on our church’s family floor, I thank my lucky stars she didn’t ask me to buy something……………… prematurely. … Continue reading →

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