Dear Rockstar,
This is why Mummy doesn’t allow you those old Hong Kong movies on Cable. Not even when Daddy is watching them. (In fact, if your father is watching them around you, please tell Mummy.)
Mummy is mystified…
Still mystified…
No Rockstar, Mummy has no idea what these Nice People are saying. Her Chinese is not very good. (Then again, her English is not too bad, but she still has no idea what these Nice People are saying.
Mummy realizes you haven’t learned to read yet, but she isn’t taking any chances.