Miss Speak #73 – How Things Are Done… According To The Miss.

#73

One fine day with Lego…

Miss: Red Brick? Grey Brick? Tire thing? I don’t know what this is. Ko-ko. What is this? Oh, you’re building – Ok, I won’t talk to you.

Rockstar: You know, you could actually help me. It’s your Lego, you chose it.

Miss: Yeah, but it’s too hard. I need to put Red Brick on Grey Brick.

Rockstar: You don’t have to do that. That’s not part of the car.

Miss: But I want to.

Rockstar: I give up. You’re not helping and it’s yours. I’m going to watch Youtube.

Miss: AL-so Ko-ko, you have to build things while watching TV. 

Rockstar: Why.

Miss: Because I say you can’t watch Youtube. 

Rockstar: Bye bye. I am going to watch Youtube.

Miss: Mummy! Tell Ko-ko he cannot watch Youtube.

Me: Um.. Why?

Miss: Because I don’t want him to.  

Rockstar: Who made you Queen of Everything?

Miss: I just am. 

(Both of them glare at each other. Then both burst out laughing. Rockstar walks off. Interestingly, he doesn’t immediately go on Youtube, he picks up a book to read.)

This day the Miss decided she would eat the parmesan cheese straight out of the jar, in this restaurant. But I said she couldn’t eat directly from the serving spoon, and so she’s doing…….. That. Seriously. The spoons never touched, either. (But then she also ate everything in the jar so technically that’s moot…)

Also, for the first time in several years, I had to get a new tree (fortunately they’re currently 50% off at Indigo). Because Her Highness says girls “need” their own tree. “Because the boys will have a very different way of decorating trees.”