Me: (Holding up the King of Clubs – Rockstar has been badgering me to explain cards after discovering Solitaire on my iPhone)… And this is the King of – ?
Rockstar: Nonsense-Land
Me: (Holding up the King of Clubs – Rockstar has been badgering me to explain cards after discovering Solitaire on my iPhone)… And this is the King of – ?
Rockstar: Nonsense-Land