Rockstarism #327 – Selective Memory

#327

Rockstar: Mum. I had the best first day ever!

Me: That’s nice darling, any new friends, anyone I know?

Rockstar: <like he’s making an important announcement> The people I was with today are (boy’s name), (boy’s name), (boy’s name), (boy’s name)…. Oh, and there’s a Girl sitting next to me.

Me: Oh really, what’s her name?

Rockstar: I don’t know Mum, it’s a girl.

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Rockstar: Mum! I was sitting next to (boy’s name) today!

Me: That’s nice, darling, and who’s on the other side of you?

Rockstar: Erm… Erm…

Me: Lemme guess. It’s A Girl.

Rockstar: <muttering to himself> Must’ve been a girl, since I don’t remember.

Someone he DOES remember.

Someone else he remembered.

 

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2 Responses to Rockstarism #327 – Selective Memory

  1. mun says:

    It is obvious that he does not care for any girls except for his mother and sister and JD! 😀

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