Rockstarism #352-3/ Miss-Speak #40 – Random Things They Say

#352

One day we happen to marvel at the many, many things we use modern phones for nowadays, other than to simply talk…

Me: …And that’s why they’re called Smartphones…

Rockstar: You mean like me…. Only, I’m not a phone.

Me: And modest, too. 

Rockstar: Wha-at… I’m not a phone…   

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#353/ #40

The Miss sometimes spontaneously breaks out in what is supposed to pass for song (no, she can’t really hold a note :D)

Miss: <singing lying down, drops soft toy on self> Oh… You-fall-down-on-me, Cat…  

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On a cab ride home one day…

Miss: Taxi, oh taxi, you are Small Car….

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This time Rockstar decided to join in…

Miss: Springtime…. Is in Spring… (They’re learning Seasons in school now)

Rockstar: That’s the sea-son… You-jump-the-most…..

(“Spring”, geddit? <roll eyes>)

Ah, Spring….