Rockstarism #383/ Miss-Speak #65 – The Rockstars’ First Solo Blog Post

#383

The following text is all Rockstar, complete with typos, obviously done very hurriedly on a whim. Obviously also Minecraft and Youtube-related:

Blog Post For hopefully a week.

1. Copy a command in the video’s description.

2. Get a command block by going in the chat and typing /give <player name> command_block.

3. Paste the code from step one in the command block.

4. Give it a redstone signal and wait.

5. Finally to get the correct items and throw them on the ground to create whatever you did he command based on.

P.S This only works on PC.

Me: Dude.

Rockstar: What?

Me: Is any of this English?

Rockstar: Wha-art… 

I read it out..

Me (to the Miss who is staring at me blandly): Anything you want to say?

Miss: <happily> I’m a cat!

Me (to Rockstar): See? English. I understood that.

Miss: MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

Rockstar: Not anymore…

Me: You. Redeem yourself. Not all the command block watchamacallits. What kind of word is “Meow,” what are words that sound the same as their meaning? You learned this in Year 3 – even your class assembly had it.

Rockstar: <pause> Onomatopoeia. 

(I. Know. I learned that word in “A” levels.)

And not to be left out, the other two contributed pictures:

Gorilla ate my child, then put on a mask with the face of a cat that was just HIGH out of its mind

And then the dog joined in the fun by putting on that judgmental face.