“Want to wear, want to wear (Disney Cars training underpants). Want to wear please.”
“Just a second, darling. Mummy’s doing something over here.”
“ I want to wear. Mummeeeee.’
“I said wait. Mummy has only 2 hands. Mummy is not an octopus.”
<very brief pause>
“Mah-meeeeeeee. Mah-mee. Aileen.”
(I hate it when my 31-month old calls me Aileen. And he knows it.)
“You don’t have to shout. Mummy is not in Kowloon. If you can’t wait then put them on yourself.”
<silence>
