Monthly Archives: September 2012

Rockstarisms #226 – Eating Rockstarisms @Cafe Landmark

Posted on September 15, 2012 by admin

#226 Singing while watching me feed Ms Rockstar… Rockstar: I drank my mi-ilk, I drank mi-ilk. Me: Did you actually drink it or did you just take one sip? Rockstar: Oh. Hee. ——————————————————————————————————– Rockstar: I learnt what “focus” means. Trying … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Shots, Rockstarisms | 5 Comments

Rumor Has It It’s Friday…

Posted on September 14, 2012 by admin

But in Rockstarland it’s also Bug on Pugs Day (What? Get a blog, make things up….) 1) Enter Loca, the Pug Who Can’t Run. (Don’t really like the music, but – seriously, what is with this dog??? (she apparently has a … Continue reading →

Posted in The TGIF Posts | Tagged animals, blog, brain disorder, ceos, company ceo, darth vader, fuh, germany, music, nbsp, oswald, panda, photo manipulations, roast chicken, shape, villains, yoda | 2 Comments

Un-homework And Other School Stuff

Posted on September 12, 2012 by admin

I’ve found myself worrying, the few times Kings stands in for me to do Rockstar’s school stuff. Part of it is because school/kids stuff makes Kings very tired in a way scanning a hairy derivative term sheet never did. And … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Thoughts, School For Rockstar | Tagged bmx, cavalry, client meetings, coming home, family functions, gremlin, hk, housekeeping, iphone, kids classroom, nerd, new baby, physical activity, school stuff, school uniform, sports camps, training wheels, uniform shop, washing machine and dryer, well meaning | 2 Comments

Rockstarism #225 – Charting A Relationship

Posted on September 11, 2012 by admin

#225 This is Rockstar’s description of a relationship he has with a frenemy (friend + enemy) at school… “Good” and “bad” form the y-axis (no I don’t think he knows it’s a y-axis, he just called it a “range”) Apparently … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged axes, axis, calling me names, classmate, diarrhea, frenemy, friend enemy, fusspot, graph, graphs, lt, pansy, relationship, thin skin | 4 Comments

Rockstarism #224 – Asian and Caucasian

Posted on September 10, 2012 by admin

#224 ***Correction on 11 Sept 2012 – Rockstar came home and told me he is not the official “Environment Monitor”, another classmate of his is. Don’t know how he thought he was, but he asked me to correct ASAP. Rockstar: … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged accent, asian descent, asian friends, blonde hair, caucasian, chinese teachers, classmates, dad, expression, heart attack, kay, lt, mild surprise, nese, parents, proceeds, Putonghua, racial features | 4 Comments

Let The Hallucinations Begin

Posted on September 8, 2012 by admin

There’s only so many times the Bermuda Triangle or black holes fascinate many people, why should wardrobe doors be any different. Ms Rockstar has been a real screamer lately, because the noisiest of construction works started up again for most … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Shots, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged appropriate response, bermuda triangle, black holes, bright sunny skies, burp, cup of coffee, dior, disapproval, e entertainment, excuse, imagining things, ivy league, muse, nanny, playmat, priorities, rockstar, screamer, thunderstorm warnings, wardrobe doors | 4 Comments

32 Pictures You Need To See Before The End Of Friday (And More)…

Posted on September 7, 2012 by admin

Here’s one. Because disabled pugs have a right to have fun? No, scratch that – because disabled pugs’ owners have a right to have fun? Ok, pink and (extra) fur might be a bit much, but I was thinking more … Continue reading →

Posted in The TGIF Posts | Tagged autistic child, baby dolphin, baby penguin, beauty queen, bit by bit, class flight, coach seats, fireman, grudge, having a bad day, holler, little kids, nothing matters, pugs, pumping milk, reality series, republican national convention, rocksta, spinoff, verbal abuse | 4 Comments

Rockstarism #223 – When I Don’t Eat It’s Someone Else’s Fault

Posted on September 5, 2012 by admin

#223 Me: <angrily, watching him wolf down a huge bowl of macaroni and egg after school> You didn’t eat your lunch in school. I told you to eat well at break or feel lousy til you have time to eat … Continue reading →

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Breakfast At Fairwood

Posted on September 4, 2012 by admin

(No disrespect meant to the late great Audrey’s role in the novel/ film) (He’d didn’t stay still long enough and I started getting funny looks for taking a pic of my son outside this local fast-food chain that’s everywhere – in … Continue reading →

Posted in Traveling With Rockstar | Tagged 5am, blackberries, disrespect, food chain, galaxies, garb, gourmet coffees, ham and cheese sandwich, iphones, mc donald, news websites, novel film, ok lol, old folks, old timers, Putonghua, quaker oats, skating rink, uncles, wetlands park | 5 Comments

How To Survive Armageddon (Or Construction Works And Screaming Baby)

Posted on September 2, 2012 by admin

If you are in a difficult place (ie your baby is screaming in your face so hard you want to bang your head on the wall because if you pass out you wouldn’t be able to hear it anymore), a … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp, Rockstar Thoughts | Tagged bedtime, breastmilk, cleaning lady, drugs, game, girlfriend, laptop, lt, lunch, morning sickness, nbsp, portuguese water dog, second pregnancy, sense of humor, sparkle, terrible twos, third time, wardrobe, young baby | 3 Comments