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Rockstarism #267 – How Things Work… Or Not Work…

#267 Listening to baby sounds… Me: How does she make that sound… Rockstar: (Knowledgeably) She’s gargling her own saliva.  Me: How d’you know? Rockstar: I used to do it too <been there, done that shrug> —————————————————————————————————- Me: Dumb ole wifi … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #262 – Mario Bros Is SO Not Real

#262 (Should’ve been posted yest but having problems uploading pics…) On Sunday afternoon, sitting next to me Rockstar looks up abruptly from McQueen Legos…  Rockstar: <urgently> Mum! I need to get the laptop so you can learn about Mario Bros! … Continue reading

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The Best Kosmo Guys In Hong Kong

Guess who? So we won’t win any photography prizes, and it was a little weird for me to suddenly ask a mummy friend I’d just made to quickly snap this, and I’d just barely squeezed in between them with the … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #252 – Just Banking Jobs Are Scary

#252 Watching dutiful Rockstar keeping the baby busy as I dry my hair… Me: I’ve got to take a picture of that. If she ever fights with you when she’s older, I’m going to show her that. Rockstar: Oh. Mum. … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #250 – Sometimes, Mums Aren’t Very Smart

#250 Oh, the things us Mums must put up with… So we’re currently dabbling in the world education games, and once, early on in a practice session, we actually came up against one of Rockstar’s friends. Now, we know this kid … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #245 – Dead Fish Smell

#245 Rockstar: Mum! My blue (fighting) fish died! Me: <cautiously, worried he might be upset> Um… Really? Rockstar: Yeah! Wow it stinks! Me: Um… Yeah… Rockstar: Come smell it! Come smell it! It stinks!  Me: <thinking At Least He’s Not … Continue reading

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How To Survive Armageddon (Or Construction Works And Screaming Baby)

If you are in a difficult place (ie your baby is screaming in your face so hard you want to bang your head on the wall because if you pass out you wouldn’t be able to hear it anymore), a … Continue reading

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I’ve Got You Babe

I behaved in the days leading up to the nanny’s final departure recently as someone who would soon join the Legion Of People Perpetually Trapped Under Napping Babies: 1) Tried to see all my regular friends “one last time” sans … Continue reading

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Rockstarisms #149 & #150 (Move over, Mr Spielberg…)

#149 Me: Ok gentlemen, ready to go? Kings (on laptop): Wait I haven’t finished (sending an email) Rockstar (on iPad): Wait I haven’t finished (some numbers game) Sigh. #150 Ok, this next one’s just bizarre. It’s here only because after … Continue reading

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Rockstarisms #140, #141 & #142

#140 Me to my mum: I’m going to sit with my laptop… Unless you need help with Rockstar? Rockstar: I need help with Grandmum. Me: Uh, why do you need help? Rockstar: I need help to tell Grandmum to stop … Continue reading

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