Monthly Archives: November 2011

20 Seconds Of Your Life You’re Never Getting Back Conversations – #2

Should’ve dubbed the original one I had with PCCW marketing callers thus as well… So then this makes #2… Me: Hi, I’m calling about the order we placed an hour ago and just received – Pizza Hut Lady: Wait a … Continue reading

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JD Does Hellraiser

It’s a nice quiet Sunday when your dog has disappeared into the bushes… And then when you look up you find she has done….. <cue scary music> Her own remake of Hellraiser!! Still, a useful conversation with Rockstar about how … Continue reading

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I’m smaller and I can eat nuts

Rockstar: Mum. People in school keep saying how much taller and bigger they are than me. Me: You can say, “You’re taller but I’m nicer. I don’t say things like that to others.” Rockstar: No.. I keep saying I’m not … Continue reading

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A lesson from the bad boys

MJ is a guy I used to know from Way Back When… Class clown, full of energy, gumption and chutzpah, he used to drive our teachers nuts. I remember my mum remarking he was such a tall good-looking little boy … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #171 – You Need To Be Married

One day looking up from bathtub… Rockstar: Mum. Were you and Daddy married when you had me? Me: <thinking what on earth is he asking now> Erm…. Ye-esss… <suspicious> Rockstar: <sly look> Was I born right after you got married? … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #170 – Compliment Me

Rockstar: WHY did I use these stickers and draw that car on this box, Mum? How come? Me: Are you fishing for a compliment? Rockstar: Hee yes. Me: Let’s see – because you have the artistic prowess to use several … Continue reading

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Kings Goes A-Shopping

If you knew enough about my husband, you would know this is news. Getting Kings to shop is like getting Rockstar to dress up nicely and perform Mozart’s Magic Flute in concert <snort> So Kings is flying Mon-Fri for couple … Continue reading

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Superheroes

Out of the blue… Rockstar: Mum. Superheroes aren’t really real are they? Me: Yes they are. They don’t dress the way you expect from tv except maybe at Halloween, but everyone can be a superhero. Just help someone. Rockstar: You … Continue reading

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One Day In The Toy Drawer

Me: You finished (Lego hovercraft)! Rockstar: <frowning critically> No Mum. It’s missing the (approximately 1 inch-long piece of plastic) gun. (It actually passes for exhaust apparatus but Rockstar thinks it looks like a gun). We need to find it <makes … Continue reading

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Cheap Thrill: Teasing Mimosa

What in the world is the Rockstar doing with his pointer? This one brings back memories of playing in fields all over Malaysia in early childhood… Is he TICKLING something?? JD’s none too fussed… You have your toy, I have … Continue reading

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