Tag Archives: snort

Rockstarism #265 – The Math Homework Rockstarisms

Posted on June 9, 2013 by admin

#265 Rockstar: This is the answer. Me: Wrong. Rockstar: Wha-at. Me: (annoyed, because I told him before) You can’t do that. If the first digit is smaller than the second in subtraction you can’t just – Rockstar: What are you … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged caption, digit, fart joke, har, lt, math homework, nbsp, rockstar, snort, subtraction, what stinks | 2 Comments

So Tha-at’s A Kennedy School Year 1 Bake Sale…!

Posted on May 28, 2013 by admin

Hands up, any misguided soul out there who thought I knew anything about baking <snort>. Anyone? No? Good. Because if you did you want the other mummy blog. The one who views bakery as a form of bonding and all manner … Continue reading →

Posted in School For Rockstar, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged apology, apron, bakery, bermuda triangle, couple weeks, dads, egg whisk, implements, last birthday party, misguided soul, mummy, mums, pre school, snort, special occasions, sports car, stonehenge, sweet tooth, wedding dinners, wedding vehicle | 2 Comments

In Case I Forget Why He Is The Rockstar

Posted on May 21, 2013 by admin

So one of the things we do first thing in the morning (and I know how this is going to look but hey it be not a blog if it be bloodless which is to say well this is just … Continue reading →

Posted in School For Rockstar, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged babes, blog, few days, first thing in the morning, lt, mario bros, math, mistake, outdoor pool, passing overhead, pools, porker, rockstar, rockstars, sandwiches, sleep, snort, voices, youtube | 5 Comments

The League Of Mums Who HAVE To Ensure Our Kids Find SOME Easter Eggs

Posted on March 18, 2013 by admin

So we went to our church Easter Egg hunt recently, and of course it is one of those events where lotsa non-church members will buy tickets (way to “dodge a bullet”? But it’s true, they have brilliant activities that everyone … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Thoughts | Tagged 5 year olds, christians, church goers, church members, dodge, easter egg hunt, eggs, exact time, excit, family picnic, fun family, grassy mound, little kids, mad rush, mounds, parenting, shiny happy people, shopping spree, snort, sprint | 2 Comments

Rockstarism #251 – We Do Times Since We Want To Do Crimes

Posted on February 28, 2013 by admin

#251 Me: One of your friends told me you got benched in PE. What was that about? Rockstar: I don’t remember. Me: I know you do. Come on, tell me, what did you do? Rockstar: I was talking to (classmate). … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms | Tagged analogy, burglars, classmate, crimes, germany, london, lt, policemen, sheepish, shrugs, snort, wh | 5 Comments

The Amazing Super Powers Of The Best Pedicure In The World

Posted on October 29, 2012 by admin

(Written several days ago) Ms Rockstar is super proud of her Feet because she hasn’t learnt the significance of Have (Pedicure)s and Have Nots. Then again her little feet are so gorgeous, so smooth and unused (except for the occasional … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Thoughts, Rockstarisms | Tagged afternoon sun, au naturel, beauty treatment, blisters, bombshell, canvas sneakers, equity options, even kings, hot concrete, little feet, millenia, nots, penang, product recommendations, red ants, sandakan, schroders london, snort, underwear models, wiggle | 3 Comments

How Dare They Obstruct Feet!

Posted on September 20, 2012 by admin

Me: Look Ms Rockstar! Cow! Moooooo! Pig! Snort-snort! Goat! Behhh! Ms Rockstar: Feet! I have Feet! Me: (reading enthusiastically) So-the-cow-took-one-look-and-charged-straight-at-the-pig, Then-jumped-on-the-table-and-tapped-out-a-jig! Ms Rockstar: I can wiggle Toes? <pause> What’s bothering Feet? Those MY feet. AIN’T NUTHIN’ GONNA DISRESPECT MA FEEEEEEEEETTT!! <lets fly … Continue reading →

Posted in Babycare Bootcamp | Tagged accent, baby feet, blog, buatan malaysia, cow, disrespect, goat, hong kong, jig, lt, pig, rockstar, snort, St Anthony's, St Anthony's Catholic Church, St Anthony's Pok Fu Lam, tapi, toes, wiggle, Wild wild west | 2 Comments

Back To School Prep!

Posted on August 7, 2012 by admin

It’s back to school season, I need A Plan. Since we’re dealing with little kids here, I’m gonna start small. My goal: How To Keep Rockstar From Loathing New School. It’s about 2 weeks from De Day* so here’s some … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Thoughts, School For Rockstar, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged anguished cry, Babybel, big guns, blasphemy, bug bite, eah, hangout, hot summer, kings camps, little kids, mandibles, math cards, new baby, new car, obsessions, rockstar, saturday brunch, schoolwork, shock horror, snort, stationery | 3 Comments

Kings Goes A-Shopping

Posted on November 8, 2011 by admin

If you knew enough about my husband, you would know this is news. Getting Kings to shop is like getting Rockstar to dress up nicely and perform Mozart’s Magic Flute in concert <snort> So Kings is flying Mon-Fri for couple … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Shopping, Rockstar Thoughts | Tagged coming home, couple weeks, cufflinks, decency, fri, har, hermes, hugo boss, hugo boss men, limited edition, magic flute, mozart, musical instrument, paul smith, ralph lauren, rockstar, snort, straight friends, stu, whim | 2 Comments