Rockstarism #349/ Miss-Speak #38: “Sibling Rivalry”

#349/ 38

And so it begins… (I’m kidding, of course) 

Me: <wrinkling nose> Did someone fart?

Rockstar: HAR HAR HAR no, no one farted. 

Miss: Me! I farted! <makes loud farting sound> 

Rockstar: <laughs> Huh. She just has to be better at everything. 

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Rockstar: Look at this, Mum. Giant bubble!

Miss: Look, Mum! I’m-wiggling-my-butt! <wiggles butt vigorously from side to side, much to my appall>

(Rockstar finds this funny as well)

“She’s very heavy; she’s mah baby (sister)”