Appointment with Pain

Pass this sign in Central on the way to Melbourne Plaza… Wonder what’s up?

In every mum’s life I believe will come a time when your back hurts from toting about your growing child. Even if you have a relatively strong lower back from a childhood of taekwondo and have never seen the inside of a chiropractor’s.

That Famous Street (Up Staircase) Where You Can Buy Buttons, Wigs and Party Favors, and Umpteen Odds And Ends On The Cheap, just across the street from X-Ray Place

After being very promptly sent to the nearby Central Medical Diagnostics unit for x-rays, I’m told I might have a nerve problem I never knew I had, that could’ve been around since birth (apparently forceps deliveries back in the day can do this to you) – and it only flared up now I tote the Rockstar about.

Further down, another one (which I can’t really read)…

As in, not when I did 20 knuckle push-ups once upon a long long time ago, it takes Rockstar-lugging to set it off – which I think is because push-ups are nothing compared to toddler back-arching and regular squirming. The latter is unexpected, abrupt, uneven stress placed on your back.

Anyway my chiropractor reaches this conclusion from x-rays that show up nothing and a markedly increased mobility when he sticks some kind of microchip to stimulate the nerves in my neck. He tried to explain it, I hung in there as long as I could, after awhile I don’t remember much beyond that it hurts when I visit his office.

 

Right next to the Central Medical Diagnostics building is a little "pasar malam" looking thing. I spot kiddie cheongsams and wonder if this is where my ex colleagues used to tell me they bought their more "disposable" kiddie clothes

So I’ve had 3, maybe 4 treatments and that set of x-rays. “Just maybe 20 minutes,” I’m told. Bet the real reason they say it casually is because it bloody hurts – who’d want more pain if they could help it?

Someone sticks his rubber-gloved fist in your mouth to move the nerves in your jaw about. It’s possible after the session you think they’ve fixed your back because by the time they’re done with the nerves in your mouth, your back pain ain’t that bad.

Then there’s the nerves in your shoulder, accessible via your armpit, that mother nature put there so you would feel pain when someone tweaks them.

Then there are the various percussion instruments. Not too bad. Uncomfortable, but you feel this is something you won’t die from. Possibly.

My favorite are the various microchips he attaches to your nerves to stimulate them as he turns your head from side to side to check “your” alignment. Pointing your toes in and out, turning your forearm this way and that, you suddenly feel so good at what you do (toe pointing).

Through These (Vintage-Looking) Doors, An Appointment With Pain

Oh, but the one that really takes the biscuit is when doc says “Ok, this will hurt.”

“What, I have to tell you first lah, after you think what is this guy doinggg.”

“Oh, and this will hurt more.”

Uh, thanks.

Or this one either… But this is outside the Citibank near Landmark… Demonstrations like this one outside this Citi have been going on and off for a few years…

Now I know why they require medical professionals to prominently display their qualifications in their clinics. Tell the patient you’re qualified first, before causing them pain? Diabolical.

“Oh, doesn’t hurt more meh?”

But seriously, no complaints. It’s just funny haha – when you can laugh again.

Lots of people are taking pictures... Today someone is beating on a drum and the protestors are wearing matching anti-Citi tees... Quite often there's a recording blaring about how Citi needs to compensate investors... Once, there was a poster of a masked man in a wheelchair with a header along the lines of the bank having cheated the disabled as well...

I skipped my appointment today. To pig out on Shangri-La hi tea with an old BBC girlfriend I haven’t seen in 8 years. We met at work in Singapore, I was SO tickled by how much heavier her British accent is now she’s gone back to the UK for about 7 years… And will be even more tickled when I finally get to meet her 5-and-a-half-year-old whom she assures me sounds the same! “I don’t speak Chinese, mum.” Heeeee

Now if I can just find another girlfriend I haven’t seen in 8 years so I can miss tomorrow’s appointment too…

 

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4 Responses to Appointment with Pain

  1. veronicalee says:

    Hi! Stopping by from MBC. Great blog.
    Have a nice day!

  2. Aiks! (*squirming from all the imagined pain*)
    Hope you feel better soon!

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