Category Archives: Rockstarisms

Rockstarism 198 – When Rockstar morphs into Gremlin

Posted on March 25, 2012 by admin

Every time Kings comes home after being away for days, Rockstar acts up. Suddenly he doesn’t eat hard-boiled eggs (normally has two almost every morning!), or just won’t eat, or wants tv, or…. So this time is no different, and … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #197 – Putting A Face To The Imaginary Friends and Others…

Posted on March 19, 2012 by admin

#197 Rockstar still likes to scrawl really quick “cartoons” with a perm marker… “Lunarotato” is a new one, we agreed on the spelling after Rockstar explained “It rhymes with ‘potato’…” We haven’t decided if he’s a robot because on the … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #196 – We’re Small But We Know Stuff

Posted on March 18, 2012 by admin

#196 Rockstar: Mum. Your friends are all crazy. <shakes head> Tsk tsk! Cra-zee! Me: <Thinking: What’s wrong with him now> What d’you mean all my friends are crazy. Then your friends leh? Rockstar: <shaking head gravely> No, Never. Me: How … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #195 – Imaginary Friends Want The Same Things We Do

Posted on March 12, 2012 by admin

Around the time JD and I usually start on our 3km walk… Rockstar: Mum! Yeeka’s ship has landed! We need to go meet him in sector 78 (about halfway along the route I usually walk the dog)! Bring JD! Me: … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #194 – More Smartass And Naming Baby Rockstarisms

Posted on March 4, 2012 by admin

#194 Rockstar: Mum. Today is a big day for you and Daddy. I’m going to bring my (arts and crafts) home. ——————————————————————– Rockstar: Mum. If you can’t remember what people look like, just look at them. ——————————————————————– And of course, … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #193 – Naming Baby And Other Smartass Rockstarisms

Posted on March 2, 2012 by admin

#193 Me: What have you got in your (tightly clenched) hand? Rockstar: Feather. (From down blanket) Me: Oh, that’s alright then. Rockstar: So if it was dog poop it would not be alright? Hee. ———————————————————————————– Examining his string cheese snack … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #192 – Daddy and the Ninja Turtles

Posted on March 2, 2012 by admin

Rockstar: Mum! <seriously, meant as him testing me> Do you still remember the difference between tortoises and turtles? Kings: Turtles can fight, tortoises cannot fight. Me: Oh NO. Kings: That’s why we have Ninja Turtles! Rockstar: <Gets very excited> Can we … Continue reading →

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Rockstar’s Nod To Jeremy Lin

Posted on February 21, 2012 by admin

#192 Watching new basketball sensation Jeremy Lin score a beautiful 3-pointer on CNBC coverage of a game (though I think that was a different game).. Rockstar: That’s actually one of the things I do on my basketball games in school, … Continue reading →

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Rockstarisms #191 – The Un-politically Correct Rockstarisms

Posted on February 19, 2012 by admin

#191 Rockstar: Mum. I saw (schoolmate’s mum) today. I told her (all his grandparents) have gone home to Penang and Seremban. Me: That’s nice, dear. What did she say? Rockstar: She asked me “Is that in China?” —————————————————————————— Rockstar: Never, … Continue reading →

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Zippety, The Imaginary Friend

Posted on February 13, 2012 by admin

#190 There were times during this thing when we were a little creeped out, because Rockstar sounded so completely serious. Absolutely refused to admit this was all in his head and we couldn’t tell, except towards the end, that he … Continue reading →

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