Category Archives: Rockstarisms

#344/ #29 Miss (to Rockstar): Don’t call me “Miss”. (Short for her name) Rockstar: Why can’t I call you “Miss”? I’m your Ko-ko. Miss: I’m Lit-tle Miss (her full name), <pause>  Rockstar (his name) Rockstar: I’m your Ko-ko, Miss Attitude Problem.  Me: You’re also sitting … Continue reading →

#342/ #27 Me: It’s evaluation season soon, how do you think you guys did? Rockstar: I think I did fine… Good… Me: That’s nice dear, do you think it’s because you worked hard? Rockstar: Lots of kids do well in these things, … Continue reading →

#26 Me (to Rockstar, while peering into the Miss’ bowl): Why’d you say she was eating well, there’s so much left? Miss: Yeah, Ko-ko. Why. Miss not eating.  Me (to Miss): And yet you say that with not a care in the world. … Continue reading →

#25 Me: What’s this?   Miss: Worm happy. Going swimming.  —————————————————— After being shown various insects… Miss: Bugg…. Bugg…. Bugg…. Me: Ok, so I didn’t really say anything when it was a ladybug, but can you umm, try and say … Continue reading →

#24 Here’s a few more….. Me: (just because I thought this one was easy) “M” is for -?   Miss: Cow!! ————————————————— Me: And what’s this? (I’m expecting “cwo-co-dile”)   Miss: Don’t. Eat. This. Me: Well yes, and it’s an … Continue reading →

#23 Sometimes I really think the Miss just loves messing with everyone…….. Me: What’s this? Miss: Spider!! Me: <reluctantly – she seems so proud of her answer> Um, not really, darling – Miss: Happy Spider! Yaay! <starts clapping for herself> <looks at … Continue reading →

#341 Just hanging in the Rockstar household… Rockstar: Mum. What is she doing? Me: Looks like a pirouette. She must’ve picked it up from one of her friends in school. Aware she has a slightly scandalized audience, the Miss starts mewing … Continue reading →

#340 Inspired by the whole “My iPhone 5 Ran Out Of Battery <insert angsty face” First World Problem series.  Coming home from the recent Diwali dress-up day (the rest of the school is encouraged to wear bright clothing instead of … Continue reading →

#20 Against my better judgement cabbing home one day, I let the Miss have my wallet. She’s usually after the coins or the few photos of the kids I have in there……. Me: No – Nooooo!!!!!!! I can’t get that … Continue reading →