Category Archives: Rockstarisms

Rockstarism #315 – Things Rockstar Does (Blue Cheese “Sandwich”)

Posted on April 23, 2014 by admin

#315 He didn’t actually SAY anything, but……… This is the construction of a Blue Cheese “sandwich” – consisting of several blocks of cheese between half a cracker…… and a sweet-potato chip. Michelin Star, anyone?    

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Little Miss Speak Rockstarism – He Said She Said Fruits

Posted on April 21, 2014 by admin

#7/ #314 At Wisekids recently, The Rockstars set to filling a wheel barrow with plastic fruit… Rockstar: Mangosteen? Little Miss: Maggie-steen Rockstar: Dragonfruit? Little Miss: Druggin’ fruit Rockstar: Orange? Little Miss: Rangey Rockstar: Pineapple? Little Miss: Peen-apple Rockstar: Banana? Miss: … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak Rockstarism – Well We’re Not Proud Of It

Posted on April 13, 2014 by admin

#6 / #313 Feeding time in the Rockstar household, I emerge from the shower to find: The Miss (holding up nearly empty bowl): More please! Me: Did you really feed yourself that? The Miss: Feed JD. Rockstar (barely looking up … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #312 – Lightsabers Get Girls

Posted on April 10, 2014 by admin

#312 Rockstar: <holding up a page in his school reader about bird species> Mum. Lemme show you something weird. Guess which is the female? Me: The dull-colored one. Rockstar: Yeah! It’s weird! Me: Because in every other species except the … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak #5 – Hello, My Name Is Vomit

Posted on April 9, 2014 by admin

#5 Circle time and Hello introductory song during her class…… While everyone sings the “Hello Song” to each toddler, the Miss has had a chance to see maybe 5 toddlers get asked their names before it’s her turn. Teacher: And … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak #4 – What Does The Miss Say?

Posted on April 8, 2014 by admin

#4 Me (reading enthusiastically): The owl says “to-whit, to-woo”; the chicken says “cock-a-doodle-doo!” The seagull says “me-ew, me-ew…” And Miss says? <thoughtful pause> Little Miss: Ap-ple! Bis-kit! More, please! <giggles winningly>  Here’s a few pics of the Miss I “saved” ……and then forgot … Continue reading →

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Little Miss-Speak #3 – Silent Movie

Posted on March 30, 2014 by admin

#3 She didn’t actually say anything, but……………… Scene 1: “Penny for your thoughts, Ko-ko?” – –    Scene 2: “S’okay, I know what I’m thinking…..” ps: A picture may say a thousand words, but I have to add to it anyway – … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #311 – Things Rockstar Does (They’re Not Cookies)

Posted on March 30, 2014 by admin

#311 Coming back from work (and not recognizing the lingering smell of chocolate all over the apartment, it is that alien), Kings opens the fridge. Kings (to me): You baked cookies? Rockstar: They’re not cookies. It’s a science experiment. (They have … Continue reading →

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Rockstar’s 3-Way Conference In Year 2

Posted on March 25, 2014 by admin

3-way Conference is the student-led activity where parents come in to participate in some class activities with their child, and sit in on a discussion led by the child on his/her progress and learning targets. (Around the school as usual … Continue reading →

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Rockstarism #310 – Things Rockstar Does (Folding Dirty Clothes)

Posted on March 25, 2014 by admin

#310 He didn’t actually SAY anything, but….. These are Rockstar’s partially folded dirty clothes from rolling around all over Funzone, before I stopped him from folding them into an even neater pile (the clothes are filthy) and told him to get in the bath. WHO folds … Continue reading →

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