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Rockstarism #309 – Using The Force Like A Jedi… For Snacks

#309 Rockstar: NNNGGGGGGGGGHHHH! Me: What in the wide world are you doing? Rockstar: Trying to use The Force to get a bun. Me: <handing the packet to him> Looks like it worked. Rockstar: Wait! Wait! Lemme try that again! Me: … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #308 – World Leaders Could Use “Minecraft Jedi”

#308 Me: How was school, darling? Rockstar: We were playing “Minecraft Jedi” today. You know my favorite color is blue right, so I wanted a blue light saber, and since I was the only one who wanted blue, I was … Continue reading

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Little Miss-Speak #2 – Warm and Hot

#2 Little Miss: <pointing to floor-level light> Hot.  Me: No, darling, warm. Little Miss: Warm-hot.  Me: It’s not really hot, darling. It’s just warm. Little Miss: Hot. Me: Warm. If it were hot you wouldn’t be touching it because it … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #307 – Google Search Planets

#307 Me: Have you decided what you want to paint for Artjam tomorrow? Rockstar: <looking up from laptop> Oh yeah. I’m thinking it’ll be a planet.  Me: Well, Jupiter is a nice one, there’s the Great Red Spot and lotsa … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #305 – Piano Non-competition and the Karma Covenant of Mums

#305 It turns out Rockstar is the only child in his (small) Canton music class who isn’t going for some upcoming local piano competition/ demo or something….  Rockstar’s classmates (in Cantonese): How come Rockstar isn’t going for competition too? Rockstar … Continue reading

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Little Miss-speak #1 – Cabbit

#1 First *official* Little Miss-speak… Little Miss: Eat. Eat Cabbit. Me: Can you say “carrot”? Miss: No. Me: Just say “carrot”. Miss: Carrrrr-rt. Me: Can you say “please”? Miss: No. Me: Just say “please”? Miss: Please. Me: Yes, it’s a carrot. … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #304 – The Silk Routes Should’ve Been About Force Attax Cards

#304 Rockstar: Mum! Look what I got from (friend)! <holds up 3 cards> I gave him 2 packs for these!! Me: Whoa, whoa how many cards in a pack? Rockstar: 5.  Me: And you gave him – Rockstar: Yeah!! Cos … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #304 – Parrot Miss

#302 Rockstar: Mum. Watch this. Rockstar (To Miss): One. Little Miss: Wan. Rockstar: Two. Little Miss: <pause> Too. Rockstar: Three. Little Miss: Three.  Rockstar (to me): Look at that, this is great! She can repeat what you say! Like a … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #303 – Alien Thing of Love

#303 ***Updated 21 Feb 2014 with Kings wearing medal to work today at bottom.. Rockstar: Mum. Look what I found. Let’s make some medals. Me: Great, you can give one to Daddy when he gets home. Rockstar: Yeah!! He’s always … Continue reading

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Rockstarism #302 – The Problem With Kids Talking About Wars

#302 Rummaging the toy and craft drawers for bits he can use in a mini project (more on that later)… Rockstar: <swinging one end of an old skipping rope slowly around – fortunately he’s not too rough, for a boy> … Continue reading

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