Category Archives: Talking To Rockstar

Dear Ms Rockstar, A First Letter

Posted on October 9, 2012 by admin

Dear Ms Rockstar, This is probably the first real letter I’m writing to Future You, at a time when you are 4 months and 1 week old and have just screamed the pediatrician’s office down, staring your sense of betrayal … Continue reading →

Posted in Dear Rockstar, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged 4 months, baby girl, bad situation, beautiful baby, betrayal, circumstance, displeasure, horrible place, life coaches, life partner, marketers, motor skill, nap, needles, pediatrician, salesmen, sense of entitlement, skill checks, song writers, vows | 4 Comments

Rockstarism #228 – You Change Race When You Change Hair Color

Posted on September 26, 2012 by admin

#228 Rockstar: Mum. I learned to write “moon” in Chai-nese. It’s like this. (Writes in air. No, I have no idea whether that is really “moon in Chai-nese”. Though yes when he does that every day with English alphabets after … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged apartment, Asian, boxes, caucasian, christmas, color hair, darling, english alphabets, Eurasian, hair color, leaves, lt, michael jackson, Michael Jackson black or white, moon, nese, religions, skin color, tanning, traditions | 2 Comments

Rockstarism #227 – There Can Be Only One… Baby

Posted on September 17, 2012 by admin

#227 Rockstar: Mum. Will your (c section) scar ever disappear? Me: No darling, I will have it for life. I don’t mind, it means I’m your and the baby’s mum. Rockstar: You can’t have another baby. Who would carry it? … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged baby, biomaterial, c section scar, contractubex, cosmetic cream, desperation, facial scars, gynea, heavy duty, kelocote, lab experiment, last time, malaysia singapore, nbsp, rockstar, scar cream, scientist, stretch marks, surgery scars, there can be only one, tubes, two different things | 7 Comments

Let The Hallucinations Begin

Posted on September 8, 2012 by admin

There’s only so many times the Bermuda Triangle or black holes fascinate many people, why should wardrobe doors be any different. Ms Rockstar has been a real screamer lately, because the noisiest of construction works started up again for most … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Shots, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged appropriate response, bermuda triangle, black holes, bright sunny skies, burp, cup of coffee, dior, disapproval, e entertainment, excuse, imagining things, ivy league, muse, nanny, playmat, priorities, rockstar, screamer, thunderstorm warnings, wardrobe doors | 4 Comments

Nightclubbin’ Rockstar (Or, How We Handled Budding Jealousy)

Posted on August 9, 2012 by admin

Well, not really… Rockstar had been feeling a little put off that we were carrying Ms Rockstar “so much” while she was fussing (you must be thinking “fuh-inally, some jealousy, at least he’s normal…!” right? :D) In case you’re wondering, Rockstar … Continue reading →

Posted in Talking To Rockstar | Tagged bacon, baked beans, bankers club, case change, chicken burger, dance floor, different colors, display case, dragons, fascination, fuh, grilled chicken, grownup, grownups, jealousy, legal drinking ages, networking events, policemen, quantities, rockstar | 2 Comments

Back To School Prep!

Posted on August 7, 2012 by admin

It’s back to school season, I need A Plan. Since we’re dealing with little kids here, I’m gonna start small. My goal: How To Keep Rockstar From Loathing New School. It’s about 2 weeks from De Day* so here’s some … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstar Thoughts, School For Rockstar, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged anguished cry, Babybel, big guns, blasphemy, bug bite, eah, hangout, hot summer, kings camps, little kids, mandibles, math cards, new baby, new car, obsessions, rockstar, saturday brunch, schoolwork, shock horror, snort, stationery | 3 Comments

Rockstarism #220 – Just Make Up Something Else

Posted on August 6, 2012 by admin

#220 Me: What did you learn in Putonghua camp today? Rockstar: “Hamburger” in Chinese is “Han-pow-pow”. And….. I don’t remember anything else. Me: You knew what “Hamburger” was before you went for camp. Rockstar: Oh. Then I don’t remember anything. … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged bad guys, caption, classmate, clothes, finger puppet, games, hamburger, iron man, kay, lt, policemen, pow pow, shrugs, story telling, teenager, train | 2 Comments

Rockstarism #219 – Just Make Up Something

Posted on August 5, 2012 by admin

#219 Rockstar: Mum. Do you know what Grandmum’s favorite penguin is? Me: Grandmum has a favorite penguin? Rockstar: <nodding convincingly> Yeah. She does. Me: Uh… Why? Rockstar: <like he’s making a big announcement> Her favorite is the King Penguin. It … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged grandmother, grandmum, king penguin, penguin | 6 Comments

Today’s TGIF Post

Posted on August 3, 2012 by admin

Yeah I couldn’t think of anything fancy-wancy this week… => => => (Come on, doesn’t anyone think the guy in the ad is cool? It’s easier to be on a billboard if you look like you belong there…..) Pictures are … Continue reading →

Posted in aileensml, Rockstar Thoughts, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged antibiotics, billboards, desperate attempt, encyclopedias, false alarms, frogs, funny story, half an hour, magazine clippings, newts, olympic fever, pacifier, panda 30, photos magazine, rockstar, rockstars, running a fever, shopping center, throat infection, voynich manuscript | 7 Comments

Rockstarism #218 – Presidents Of The United States Can’t Spell

Posted on July 29, 2012 by admin

Reading this Bloomberg article about Mitt Romney and other presidential/ vice-presidential gaffs, I snort involuntarily. Of course, Rockstar looks up immediately… Rockstar: What? What’s so funny? Me: This guy tried to run for (Vice) President of the United States and … Continue reading →

Posted in Rockstarisms, Talking To Rockstar | Tagged job, mitt romney, own business, pot, president of the united states, vice president of the united states | 3 Comments