Friday Fun, Food and Facebook

1) 11 things you need to stop doing on Facebook.

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Dis is a snake masseuse

2) Weird beauty treatments and products. Think snake massages in Israel. Scroll down, because the top article is something about <sheepish> “tittooing,” the new beauty craze of tattoo-ing your nipples that’s apparently taking the UK by storm.

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3) This is a rhythm-keeping sealion. Yet another thing Rockstar is going to aspire to “train” the baby in. I’m so asking for it, aren’t I?

4) Controversial Magazine Covers. The photoshop of the Duchess of Cambridge’s waist was dumb, but the one of LeBron James and Gisele… Thought it looked weird, but didn’t “get” the controversy til I read the caption re apparent enforcing of racial stereotypes. Thought the one with James Franco’s butt (for real) was just gross. And let’s play Guess The Controversy for the rest.

For e.g. it says this one got into trouble because everyone on this cover was “thin and white.”

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5) What nutritionists eat for breakfast.

6) Worst foods for bone health.

7) Scary Mummy Portraits.

Like Walking Dead Mummy

And Always Asleep Daddy

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8) And this is the Little Miss at dawn this morning, after demanding to be taken out of the cot. She is fiddling with Rockstar’s old alphabet books in my best efforts to buy a few more minutes of lying down before the whole crazy day starts.

Note her also looking longingly at the foot of my Ikea sofa bed where more toys are. As I doze, she’ll occasionally make to crawl over, and then I’ll say “hey” or “stop” and she’ll immediately drop down onto my shoulder like she’s actually asleep. True story.