Little Miss Speak #37 – Random MissSpeaks

#37

Rockstar: What room has no doors and windows?

Miss: <jumping up and down> Jump-ing Mush-room!

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Rockstar: <pointing to a picture of Disney characters – the usual, Mickey, Minnie, Goofy> Who’s this?

Miss: Little Miss, (her best friend), and… and…. Mr Scary.

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Singing one day in the car…

Miss: Dino-saur, dino-saur… You-are-Sca-ry…..

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Miss: Mummy. Shh. Don’t talk loudly, I’m sad.

(Rockstar bursts out laughing)

 Miss: SHH! Really! I’m sad. Miss sad. <mock sad face> 

Moments later, she starts bawling at the top of her lungs. Considering nothing happened, I take wild guess: 

Me: Is that a fake cry?

Miss: Yes. Is fake cry. (Everyone) quiet. If not, Miss fake cry again ah.  

She’s just uh, singin’ in the bath