Miss-Speak #68 – Mis-diplomacy

#68

After playing quietly with a bunch of girls she’s just met…

Me: Oh that was nice, did you like them?

Miss: <pause> I liked the one with the Minnie Mouse shirt.

Rockstar: <not looking up> None of them were wearing a Minnie Mouse shirt.

Me: Didn’t like any of them?

Miss: Not really. 

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Miss: I don’t like <our new helper, after meeting her for the first time>.

Me: <thinking: oh dear, I’m in trouble> Why?

Miss: She’s wearing a purple shirt. I don’t like the colour.

Me: You can change shirts. She’s not going to be wearing that shirt forever.

Miss: <brightens> Oh ok, then I like her.  

Me: Do you really think you’ll like her?

Miss: Who? I don’t know her.

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