Miss-Speak #78: Christmas Edition

#78

Because the Miss knows stuff…..

On the Christmas story, specifically Mary and baby Jesus:

Miss: Do you know what, Mummy? <authoritatively> God gives us babies.

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Upon seeing the classic nativity scene which depicts Joseph kneeling, the manger, etc in a mall…

Miss: Joseph is praying because he wants more sheep. 

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On…. something. While travelling in a taxi and peering out the window.

Miss: <abruptly> God is in the other taxi. 

Rockstar: <peering out her window seriously> Really? What does He look like?

‘Tis the (very Hong Kong) season, when Santa happily prowls Marketplace, giving out candy and yelling Ho Ho Ho in a Cantonese accent 😀 We had the idea to grab him for a pic from the American family who went before us – “You didn’t know he’d be here today? You’re lucky, we brought our dogs (a glossy black lab puppy and large airedale terrier in matching red trim) just for a picture!”

And with that, HAVE A VERY MERRY HONG KONG CHRISTMAS!!!

Favoured one: JD seems most amused to be seated right next to Santa

Favoured one: JD seems most amused to be right next to Santa

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