Miss-Speak #83

#83

The Empire Strikes Back…

Queen E: D’you know why Ko-ko and I have almost the same size head? Because….. of the brain inside……..

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Queen E: I love you… When I’m angry, it just means I’m angry…

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Me: <reading to Queen E> “You can’t see your bones with a binoculars, but a radiologist can see them with an x-ray.” Radio, as in, music radio. But radiologist is not someone who works with radios. Isn’t that weird?

Rockstar: <not looking up from his own book> Histology is not the study of History either, it’s the study of skin pieces.

Me: I didn’t know that, is that true?

Rockstar: Google it.

Me: <after Googling> It’s the study of tissue, not necessarily only skin tissue.

Rockstar: <disappointed> Oh.

Queen E: I am a hamst-ologist. I study Gemma. (Her hamster).

PokeHam

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Rockstar: Oh. I’m going to fall down. I’m going to fall down.

Queen E: <not looking up> Yeah I’m not going to help you. 

(He doesn’t really fall)… And he does a lot of climbing too… Advantage of being small and light..

(No she doesn’t fall either, knock on wood – she’s working on climbing sideways back and forth at the top now)

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Watching some random boy at Ryze yelling at another kid to get off the swings so he can have his turn…

Rockstar: Well there’s a future Donald Trump

He’s one to talk… Can you imagine this is what these boys’ birthday parties look like nowadays…!