Rockstarism #393/ Miss-Speak #82: The Indomitable Spirit Of… Both Of Them. Kind Of.

#393/ #82

In a Cantonese-English summer sports class…

Instructor: <indicating Queen E and Partner In Crime who are the youngest and also the only girls> You see, all of you not lining up properly, the babies have to teach you how to do it.

<indignant pause>

Queen E’s Friend: I’m not a baby, I’m four. <holds up fingers>

Queen E: I‘m also not a baby, I’m sixty. <holds up hands with wiggly fingers>

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Rockstar: Mum. You canNOT leave us with (helper). She always has to interrupt all the (cute animal Youtubes) to try to talk to Queen E. Talk, talk, talk. We can’t watch anything. So I had to create a Minecraft World titled We Found Elsa for Queen E to instruct me to wander around in from her high chair. Looking for Elsa.

Me: Um… What?

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Rockstar: MUM. Can I leave now? Can I leave?? Queen E is driving me insane with the nonstop babbling. <decisively> I’m going to leave. I’m going to leave right. Now. I am taking my soup and I am going to sit somewhere else. That table. My soup and I are going to that. Table. Ow. My soup is hot.

<sits back down>
<long pause>

Rockstar: What? It’s hot…

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Me: Ok, let’s play Name The Animals! <holds up pic of bear cub>

Queen E: Horsie! 

(She gives wrong answers trying to be funny)

Rockstar: I want to play, I want to play – cover the word and let me guess! 

I hold up a picture of a ferret.

Rockstar: Raccoon! 

Me: Omg another one.

Queen E: <authoritatively> Not Wah-coon. Beaver. 

Me: <facepalms>…………

Queen E: We could make one. 

Me: Obviously you two are not growing up being One with Nature.

Rockstar: Wait, wait – Let’s Google it!

Me: OMG. Disgusting City Kids… Who know iPads and laptops, not animals.

Rockstar: <IGNORES> Come, Queen E. Let’s go watch some real animals. On Youtube. 

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Things To Do During T8 Typhoon Signal In HK

Who says there’s nothing to do, when you can’t go outside? There’s……

Sports Camp...

Sports Camp…

(Prior to that, Child Labor Camp...)

(Prior to that, Child Labor Camp…)

Mini Fun Zone...

Mini Fun Zone… (Bonus: Fake barking chihuahuas on string allowed! And I don’t even know what the other animal at Her Highness’ feet is…)

Yes there is absolutely no floor space in their room because of a small ball pool, slide, and too-loud disco dance mat with flashing lights because these kids don’t sleep that much I would like them not to swing from the ceiling lights when they’re bored…

Art Camp I (Design A Pokemon Monster Competition)

Art Camp I (Design A Pokemon Monster Competition)

Anyone else unhappy with Pokemon Go right now? The internet is rife with pics of kids (and adults) falling over things trying to capture Pokemon and not watching where they’re going. Rockstar is strictly forbidden from playing this near roads, escalators or stairs.

These Aren't Even Real Animals!!!

These Aren’t Even Real Animals!!!

(Ikea paper rolls are really useful though; I have a mum friend who attached a roll to the wall at little kiddie eye level. Never figured out how she did it so nicely, so instead I keep odourless, pregnancy-safe house paint (you can buy a large tin for around HKD 300-400, ours is from Chi Fu market) and now you also know why there are wall stickers all over the house :P)

They also have this. Ikea unfinished cabinet for them to scrawl on with permanent marker. Ok fine, sometimes I draw on it too.

They also have this. Ikea unfinished cabinet for them to scrawl on with permanent marker. Ok fine, sometimes I draw on it too.

NOW what's he doing?

NOW what’s he doing?

Dude Perfect Episode (facepalms)

Dude Perfect Episode (facepalms)

Nerf gun…. check. Balloons….. check. Laundry basket……check. Where else am I going to let him shoot water balloons during a typhoon, except inna bathtub?

(WHAT Nerf guns are those guys using, none of Rockstar's guns and standard pellets can burst a balloon even at close range)

(WHAT Nerf guns are those guys on Youtube using, none of Rockstar’s guns and standard pellets can burst a balloon even at close range)

Meantime, Queen E is busy elsewhere....

Meantime, Queen E is busy elsewhere….

Mini Art Jam

Mini Art Jam

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Recycling Rockstar's old canvases with fake snow, glitter, blotting paper and neon paint

Recycling Rockstar’s old canvases with fake snow, glitter, blotting paper and neon paint

...and string, netting from a toy fishing set.... and an Easter egg. Seriously.

…and string, netting from a toy fishing set…. and an Easter egg. Seriously.

 

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Rockstarism #392/ Miss-Speak #81

#392/81

Overheard one night in the darkness…

Queen E: Dory? ….Dory? …D’you still remember when you lost your mum and dad?

Rockstar: <groans><in a high voice> Yeah I do, I was lost and sad. Now can I please go to sleep?

Queen E: Yes you can, Dory. <pause> I was just checking… 

Rockstar: <in his normal voice> Yeah… I know.

Queen E:<cheerfully> Good night, Dory…!

Rockstar: I’m asleep.

<SILENCE> 

And here we have the older child willingly being used as a sliding mat on the little kiddie bouncing castle……

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Little Kiddie Hamster Lesson In Kindness

Caveat… Pictures of rodents on children…. you’ve been warned… 🙂

Ham Kiss

Ham Kiss

So Rockstar always wanted a pic of Queen E’s former school long-haired guinea pig on his head. As in, Fake Hair Piece. I wasn’t very enthusiastic, because 1) Claws (near face) and 2) the thing poops and pees way more than I expected and even cleaning the cage almost every day and bathing him with diluted baby soap I was still a bit grossed out.

Now we have our own rodent, and after watching her drowsily stumble out of her mug (yeah she sleeps in my (now her) Metropolitan Museum of Art porcelain butterfly mug because it’s pretty) to a corner of the cage to deposit like, one drop of pee in a corner, I decided we could Go All The Way with this one.

When Rockstar heard, he let his sis go first (she asked. Of course.)

When she asked, Rockstar immediately let her go first.

So that's Bragging Rights #1

So that’s Bragging Rights #1. Not that he made Ham on Head, but that he helped her go first.

Here’s #2, the Ham Groom:

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When your rescued ham is comfy enough perched on your head to groom herself right there (instead of fleeing for her life) you’re probably good to go with her. And finally –

Bragging Right #3: Ham Hairdo

#3: Dis is art. Dis one he’ll show his friends.

Rockstar’s kinda sensitive to sound and touch, so naturally we have to keep blasting music and tickling him send him to get kicked about in taekwondo sparring sessions look for rescued hamsters to put on his head. If you’ve never felt the scrabble of little clawed feet on your back or shoulders, lemme tell you, you haven’t lived.

Not to be outdone, JD horns in on the action. Usually, she hates cuddles and just wants to run in a field. Today however….

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She invites herself into Rockstar’s space. Rockstar btw, has a few spaces where no one shalt trespass (or make any noises in) without express permission haha

It’s Queen E though, who is our Border Collie’s favourite. She used to mother Rockstar about, but now he’s gotten bigger she’s moved on to our second child. I just realised, we have very similar footage of JD playing with Rockstar in the same way, when he was Queen E’s age…. but when he got bigger, JD stopped. JD’s been with me since she was 4 months old when Kings bought her for me rather impulsively (she’s now 14) . When I had a bad day, I would look around and find JD sitting quietly as close to me as she could. When she trained for months for HK International Agility Competitions, I was her handler (we won a Relay event under Advanced Agility). But… She’s never, ever behaved this way with me, only the little people. I had a very well-known Gynea who loves dogs, and would say sometimes some animals can really be very gentle with children. Another patient of hers had a cat who was very particular about how and when she was touched, with the adults in the household, but the kids could get away with anything.

And animals can have a capacity for love and kindness that can’t be rivalled by most human beings.

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Queen E’s teacher told me about a year ago not to stress about the academics. T’hat’s kinda hard this year, because in HK in the most popular Dragon year in like, 60 years or something (this was told to me by a Korean mum), there’s lotsa Type As. Her Highness at around 2 years old in pre-school had classmates who could already read simple words (and she still can’t sit still for long haha)

Well anyway we’ve got the Type A Hamster class.

Yes this a pic of Queen E having filled her doll house fridge, a picnic hamper and microwave oven with sunflower seeds.

Yes this a pic of Queen E ‘s doll house fridge, a picnic hamper and microwave oven filled with sunflower seeds.

The Queen’s goal however, is to be able to go about her day with Gemma in her pocket. Haven’t decided if that’s happening yet… Stay tuned…

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Miss-Speak #80 – The Indomitable Spirit of Queen E Part II

It’s like they can just write this blog for me…

Rockstar (to Her Highness): So, are you going to finish your prawns or what?

Queen E: What day is it today?

Rockstar: What? It’s Tuesd-

Queen E: Yeah I don’t eat all my prawns on Tuesdays.

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Queen E: When I turn 5 I’ll wish to be a superhero. (But) then….. I’ll be naughty… and so God will take away my powers. So then… I’ll have to wish to be the Singing Dinosaur. It’s purple. I like purple. 

Rockstar: <dissolves quietly into laughter>

Queen E <doesn’t notice> (to herself): I think it also dances. I can dance.. But…. dinosaurs probably poop a lot. On the ground. 

Me: Is…. anyone else required in this conversation?

Queen E: Not really. I’m doing fine by myself.

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Queen E: <lets out a blood-curdling scream>

Me: <comes running> What? What? 

Queen E: Ko-ko! 

Me (to Rockstar): What?? What did you do?? 

Rockstar: <NO REACTION>

Queen E: He’s not using the right tone to talk to me! He needs to speak to me nicely! He’s my brudda!!

Rockstar: Well, do you ever stop talking? You haven’t stopped since we got here! Can you stop?? Can you just. Stop?? It’s so. Annoying!

Queen E: <tearfully> You didn’t say “please”.

Rockstar: <automatically> Please –

Queen E: Yeah only Mummy gets to say please.

Me: Then what is Ko-ko supposed to say?

Queen E: He’s not supposed to speak at all. It’s annoying.

Rockstar: M-U-M.

Me: Uh-oh. Ko-ko is spelling. When he spells, he’s really unhappy with you.

Rockstar: MUM.

Me: What? I didn’t take her suggestion, I’m talking to you, aren’t I –

Rockstar: MUM.

Me: Wait lah, I need to think. What do those parenting books say, how’m I supposed to respond, besides “Stop it and sit down before I lock you up -”

Rockstar: Why does she do these things, what are we going to do about her?

Me: I don’t know, I’m trying to think. Well it’s not like we can leave her in the SPCA –

Queen E: YYYAAAAAAAAY I’m going to play with cats. MEOW! MEOW! MMMEEEOWWW!!!

Rockstar: MUM!!!

Me: Umm…. Umm…. (to the Queen) OK, ok, if you don’t stop making all that noise we won’t bring you to the SPCA.

Queen E: <quietens down immediately>

Me: Ok.. ok. S-o… that worked. S-o…………. why do I not feel good about that?

Rockstar: Whatever. At least she’s stopped talking. <disappears back into his laptop>

Queen E: <whispers> meow. <grins widely>

We erm, asked her to play the piano. (She's.... Hiding under it.)

We erm, asked her to play the piano. (She’s…. Hiding under it.)

 

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Hamster In Da House (Or, This Is What Happens When Wishes Don’t Come True…)

This is Gemma.

See Gemma.

Gemma is sliding down a ramp because I couldn’t find the staircase attachment of Queen E’s old Sylvanian Families doll house.

pic from torsos.co.uk

pic from toysrus.co.uk

These things can be found in the “educational” sections of some toy stores in HK because of the “role play” element. Periodically they go on sale, during which the whole of Hong Kong will swarm Sogo in Causeway Bay we once happened to be in the area (never again) and so after biting of the apple (and buying a house) I would check out gilt.com and amazon.com for bargains.

But back to how we now have a hamster.

Remember this?

Remember this?

Well the lobsters died. One kept crawling out of the tank (the filter and thermostat lines meant the plastic top wasn’t as secure as it otherwise would be, and the more vicarious of the two lobsters loved to squeeze its way out) and we finally didn’t find it before its gills dried out. It was dried up under the tv cabinet one morning. The other one… simply passed away for no apparent reason (we still had fish in there that survived and lobsters are supposed to be hardier than fish so it doesn’t seem to have been a problem with the tank itself…)

Not too long ago, Queen E wished for a frog. But then…

'Gemma' used to be 'Fatty'.

Serendipity.

Gemma (formerly “Fatty” because apparently at the prerequisite vet checkup when they found her on the street and brought her in she was overweight) was HKD 20 to adopt, and they deduct it against any purchases of supplies at the in-house SPCA pet store downstairs. Wait – they found her on the street? This is one lucky hamster ok, she’s only 2-3 inches long and she didn’t get eaten by crows or cats or rats.

I had to fill in forms, including sign a waiver after submitting my residence address and HKID for records that says I will allow authorities to inspect whether the animal is being taken care of properly. They have a separate form if you want them to hold the animal so you can think about it, and I think they said for dogs or cats there’s a 3 day waiting period.

Queen E perks up.

Rockstar: No. We are NOT getting a cat.

Rockstar: No, we are NOT getting a cat.  (Staff are playing with feline inmates by waving those flexible wands with feathery things on the ends)

That was how we got the idea to look for a hamster here though – another mum friend adopted a beautiful big glossy black cat with white markings whom we all affectionately refer to as “Wan Chai”. Queen E gets wistful at Rockstar’s SEN friend…… who is the cat’s favourite person 🙂

So anyway –

These two get to know 'Fatty' on the floor of the small animals cell... I warn them repeatedly they are not getting the hamster if she's jumpy, or they can't handle her properly...

These two get to know ‘Fatty’ on the floor of the small animals cell… I warn them repeatedly they are not getting the hamster if she’s jumpy, or they can’t handle her properly…

Kings texts, “So cute, is it a rat?”

She keeps them pretty occupied. Especially the Miss.

The “rat” keeps them pretty occupied. Especially the Miss.

Queen E got very interested in rodents because of Guinea, her preschool school pet

Remember Guinea from a year ago?

The Safari Kid school pet got adopted permanently, Queen E got bigger and rowdier (ok she was always a tomboy but very gentle with animals), but she never outgrew her love of animals, particularly small ones.

And well, she was always quite good with cleanup.

And well, she was always quite alright about cleanup (because she wanted to get to keep the critter).

I think child labour is awesome 😛  They have so much energy anyway, and they want to keep rats, spiders, worms, the 10 billion bugs you come across on a Peak hike (or is that just my kids). Queen E’s famous last words when she comes across a strange critter are, Does It Bite? One day she is going to find a rattlesnake Look Mummy! Musical Snake! Dussit Bite? 

Of course having the thing comes with cleaning up after it, the kids may need help but they have to do as much as they can themselves. (For real though, our domestic helper of about a year doesn’t touch the rodent cage because I almost expect to get a call from her agent saying we never said when we hired her that there would be a hamster in the home.) And this Gemma the Russian Dwarf is (touch wood) even easier than I thought – we only need to change her bedding like, twice a week, and that’s just me emptying the stuff in a trash bag, after which the kids lay everything out… She keeps the kids occupied (bonus: no screen time!) when we’re at home, and the SPCA lady was amazed that I used to let my 16 hamsters run around my bedroom and then take hours to find all of them and put them back in their cages (sometimes they were gone for days) – apparently you don’t even need to do that. There are umpteen cage attachments and things so Rockstar’s keeping his fingers crossed – he assembled Gemma’s current gear too. “Like Legos”.

Heck, I don’t know who the hamster is for – them or me. I love animals. Animals love you if you’re not an @hole to them. They don’t care what you look like. If you’re patient, gentle, kind, they love you. It’s the greatest reward when you have a pet, to be loved unconditionally; I loved it and I wanted the kids to enjoy it too.

So this is Gemma looking for a snack in her toy kitchen

So this is Gemma looking for a snack in her toy kitchen

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And grooming at her dresser (all the tiny bits are superglued down so she can't put something in her pouch)

And grooming at her dresser

Queen E sleeps next to the cage, and sometimes in the wee hours of the morning I’ll peek at them and Gemma’ll be running silently on her hamster wheel. Or, she’ll be watching the hamster sleeping. (No, those two never get to wake the animals in this house; sometimes they wake the humans but that’s another story).

All because a little wish for a frog didn’t come true.

Next time you don’t get your frog, don’t forget your hamster.

Have a good week ahead, dears…

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Red Belt In Da House


By now it takes about a year between belt grades; gradings btw are traditionally on Sunday nights at a local sports centre way across town from where we live…

Normally, he already is quite serious, but tonight...

Normally, he is already quite serious, but tonight…

Nerves...

Nerves…

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Relieved.

Relieved.

Epilogue...

Epilogue… Hissa red belt now…

Some of the kids in the advanced class can even do back flips and things…

But this stage is cuter.

But this stage is cuter.

Sometimes older siblings get to sit in on the little kiddie classes...

Sometimes older siblings get to sit in on the little kiddie classes…

But after that Rockstar’ll hiss, “Did you see that? She’s just mental!” 

ps: Serious as he is about regular training though, Rockstar’s stopped competing in tournaments; partly because he’s gotten a little bigger since then. The events go by weight category, and while he just squeezed into the previous weight group (i.e. one of the older or bigger ones in his weight category – in which btw in the 3 fights he had at the last tournament he was the most junior belt), by now he would have grown into the next category… which means a high likelihood of older/ even more senior belted kids. I never knew little league-anything was that serious, but sometimes I look at all the little kids nowadays competing in various sports, and they’re really, really serious about winning ok… And well, Rockstar is famously… not. haha. <shrugs>

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Little Miss Hardcore

#80

Overheard recently…

Queen E: Once I made a wish. It didn’t work. Wishing doesn’t work.

Rockstar: What did you wish for?

Queen E: A frog. In a box. Holding a lolly. A real lolly. 

Me: Um…

Rockstar: I wonder why that didn’t work out.

Queen E: <nodding> Ya. …So can I have a frog? 

Me: What?

Queen E: Or a lolly. 

Rockstar: Wow.

Me (to Rockstar): No, wait. This is your sister, remember?

Rockstar: Do you actually want the frog more or the lolly?

Queen E: …The frog… The… lolly… The frog… This is too hard. The frog.  

Rockstar: What are you going to do with a frog?

Queen E: Put it in my pocket when I go to school. 

 And here we have Little Miss Hardcore trying to burst balloons before bedtime for kicks…

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(And Rockstar is trying to stop her because the sound bothers him)

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If You Look, You Will See (The Good And The Nice :)

One day back from school…

Me: What happened to your arm?

Queen E: <proudly> my friend drew it for me… What are you doing?

Me: Trying to check if your friend is in your class next year (turns out she’s not – which means they’re not ultimately likely to be in the same primary school catchment area).

Queen E: It wasn’t that bad, in fa-act, I quite like it. Issa nice ladybug –

Me: That’s not why I’m trying to look for her.

Queen E: Why?

If you look, you will see... nice things :)

If you choose to look, you will see…  🙂

Me: Because she avoided drawing on those shiny tattoos you were so happy with despite you guys obviously getting quite carried away.

Queen E: Don’t worry, she didn’t have any tattoos I could draw on…. So I could cover her whole arm! <beams>

 ps: Better late than never, but have a good week ahead, dears…

And uh... something.

And uh… something.

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Wordless Wednesday

Mentioning offhand we had a pastor (i.e. that we – well, especially me – go to church) raised some curiosity and I realised I had some newer readers… As someone whose mum in particular is a staunch Buddhist and I remain in contact (and forever wanting to have reunion with) my Sec School best friend who is Muslim, here’s an old post about the church we attend here please: “The English-Speaking Church in Hong Kong” 

This curry prawn meal, Rockstar decided his outfit needed a little something extra

This curry prawn meal, Rockstar decided

A tad much? Nahh

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