Rockstarism #392/ Miss-Speak #81

#392/81

Overheard one night in the darkness…

Queen E: Dory? ….Dory? …D’you still remember when you lost your mum and dad?

Rockstar: <groans><in a high voice> Yeah I do, I was lost and sad. Now can I please go to sleep?

Queen E: Yes you can, Dory. <pause> I was just checking… 

Rockstar: <in his normal voice> Yeah… I know.

Queen E:<cheerfully> Good night, Dory…!

Rockstar: I’m asleep.

<SILENCE> 

And here we have the older child willingly being used as a sliding mat on the little kiddie bouncing castle……